Rose Kennedy: “Caroline, honey? Be a dear and lift your uncle Teddy’s face out of the gravy boat, would you? I’m afraid he’s had another one of his gin spells.”
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By the way, I’ll be liveblogging the Macy’s Parade for Pajamas Media tomorrow. From right here in Colorado.
And I hate frickin’ parades.
“BECAUSE OF THE GINOCROSY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!”
Do your new glasses have superman style X-ray vision to give us some penetrating insights?
The can do anything—time travel, x-ray vision, turn into a submarine…you name it!
That’s why they RULE!
Can they turn into a bar, or do you have to take them?
Well, they don’t turn into a bar, exactly. But if I look at a bottle of tequila and think hard enough about it, I start feeling drunk.
So you are going to roll out before 7:00 AM local???
Yeh right.
Heh heh, heh heh, you said “boat”
(“car”, no fucking way that’s an accident)
9 AM my time. But I might could arrive fashionably late.
I will be so disappointed if there isn’t a Ted Kennedy hot-air balloon secured to a Chappaquidick float.
Isn’t a Ted Kennedy Hot Air Balloon redundant?
Jeff Goldstein and Hillary Johnson of Jack & Hill play Regis and Kathy Lee, providing blogalicious live coverage of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Mystery guests will also stop by to comment as the debacle unfolds. Live at 6 a.m. Pacific, 9 a.m. Eastern.
9 a.m. Eastern. = 7 a.m. in Colorado
So are you in NYC ? If not I am confused.
So, you’ll be watching the peaks and valley in the Smith Supreme Court case after all?
Oh shit. I have to be up at 7?
That’s a dealbreaker.
You could pound tini’s all night long it’s only like
11 or 12 hours till showtime.
This will be the first time I will be looking forward to watching this lame ass parade.
Record Nancy Pelosi’s voice and have that as your wake up call. That voice can wake the dead.
Yeah, but you’ll have every stray dog baying at your door wondering where their leader is.
Can’t wait for the parade. I understand that Michael Moore will be getting a helium enema so he can participate.
Craig
Actually I think Maxine Waters has Pelosi beat. A few loops of “No Justice, no peace” will levitate Jeff and bounce him off the ceiling.
I won’t take bets on the survival of the recording unit, though.
Happy thanksgiving from Canada and a couple of gifts [Turkeys] for you to crunch in your courts.
Gift 1 = Conrad Black. Corporate Robber Baron who stole $95 million. Taking away the life savings of thousands of retired couples.
That is only one of several scams by the Black Baron who struts around Europe and Canada with impunity. He has *Stuff* on the kingpins in the corrupt Libranos government in Canada, so they can’t find a court who dares go after him, I guess.
Your second *Turkey* for butchering in your courts is a Jihadist with some nasty plans who happens to own a couple of movie theaters in Alberta Canada. Guantanimo, here comes some new meat.
If signin at TGs Place is too much trouble, there may be something on BendGovernment If not, I’ll get it pasted soon. TG
Jeff,
I hate parades too, but at least you don’t have to go to New York Friggin’ City to do it…
I live almost fifty miles away from NYC, and have to wear tinfoil on my head to keep the New York City “vibes” away…
If Caroline expects to lift Uncle Teddy’s head, I sure hope she’s been working out.
It’s nine AM, where are my balloon jokes?
Well ok, it’s ten ‘till. But the jambo-rama page is still as the grave.
I couldn’t find a way in at Pajamborama site, but Charles Johnson put one up at LGF.
If this Pjamas media link to the blogjam existed before my 8:50 post, I feel shame.
I blame my glasses.
the Giant Spirit Canoe was pretty great…That Ward Churchill had a surprisingly pleasant voice.