Oh. And one more thing: Don’t forget to support Blogathon 2002 if you’re able. It’ll make Meryl happy (doubtful) and Laurence sane (not a friggin’ chance). But at least you’ll be able to say you tried, right…? [update: The First Lady of Bloggy Stimulation (and some of her naughty gal pals, ‘t looks like) are also, um, tickling the keyboard for this Blogathon thingy. Dirty talk for a good cause.

Here, this ought to keep you busy while I’m off today doing my own thing: a list of punchlines. That’s right. Punchlines. Unattributed punchlines, too. Because to be honest with you, I don’t know any jokes — which is why I’m encouraging you to make up your own. I mean, I’ve already done all of the hard work for you, no? Now if you’ll excuse me, Real Genius beckons. (And