… Clearly WorldNetDaily thinks so: […] According to the latest findings, the two top al-Qaida executives [Bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri] have most probably gone to ground somewhere in Saudi Arabia, one of the Gulf emirates or East Africa. The discovery that al-Qaeda was being allowed to escape through Iran prompted President Bush

The Weekly Standard’s Bo Crader compiles a host of links to help you track down all your Usama needs. So if you’re into topical politi-kitsch, you can attack your “favorite” Islamofascist villian with… 1) OsamaPinLaden.com (voodoo) 2) Osamabinladenpinatas.com (sticks) 3) wipewithbinladen.com (fecal matter; urine) 4) poobl.com (your fists) 5) Puckeruposama.com (your rear’s disdain) 6) ihateterrorism.com (guns) 7) ihateosama.com (darts) 8) The Bin Laden target game (mouse clicks) 9) Spec Ops:

What’s there to say? The guy choked on a pretzel. ‘t happens… ‘Course, Andrew Hofer’s prolly right: you never hear about people who eat their pretzels with a mouthful o’ hopsy suds choking on the crunchy, salty goldenbakes. Naw. Those folks are far too relaxed. The doughy pretzelchew just melts in the molars and slides easily down the gullet once the skids’ve been greased and numbed a bit… Andrew also

The Weekly Standard’s David Skinner weighs in on the “outrage” expressed by such dailies as The New York Post over whether or not, as the Post would have it, “”…street vendors dishonor our heroes at ground zero” but hawking NYPD and FDNY merchandise across the street from the site of the 9/11 tragedy. As Post columnist Steve Dunleavy seethes, “‘Hucksters within sight of the viewing platform are offering for sale