See? Now if Terror Prick® Teddy Rrrallph* wanted to scratch out a cartoon about these Denver

See? Now if Terror Prick® Teddy Rrrallph* wanted to scratch out a cartoon about these Denver

In its ongoing effort to make a difference in higher education (our motto: it’s all about the children!), protein wisdom will begin posting a series of teaching aids designed to make the humanities more socially relevant. After all, who said learning shouldn’t be fun (beside some prick I once had at Hopkins, I mean)? Lesson 1: Poetry Appreciation Peruse the following canvas and read the accompanying verse text. 1. Discuss:

In its ongoing effort to make a difference in higher education (our motto: it’s all about the children!), protein wisdom will begin posting a series of teaching aids designed to make the humanities more socially relevant. After all, who said learning shouldn’t be fun (beside some prick I once had at Hopkins, I mean)? Lesson 1: Poetry Appreciation Peruse the following canvas and read the accompanying verse text. 1. Discuss:

Hannibal did it. So did Napoleon. It’s basic military strategy, in fact. Want to win a “war”? Attack the opposing army’s…toy stores? Wait [insert sound of frantic paper rustling here], can that be right…? You bet your ass it can!* Attack their toy stores, jihadis — especially now that the infidels have bumped up security around their pizza joints! And Godspeed, ye brave men (and women) who rush into this

Here’s a brief, two-word review of Moulin Rouge! by The Weekly Standard’s David Skinner: — “It sucks.” Got a backup review, Dave…? — “Crapalicious pseudo-musical.” Okay, then. I didn’t much care for the movie, but I wouldn’t say it sucked, necessarily. I mean, my wife loved it. So did several of my friends (though one such friend defended Patch Adams — the single worst American movie every made — and

Here’s a brief, two-word review of Moulin Rouge! by The Weekly Standard’s David Skinner: — “It sucks.” Got a backup review, Dave…? — “Crapalicious pseudo-musical.” Okay, then. I didn’t much care for the movie, but I wouldn’t say it sucked, necessarily. I mean, my wife loved it. So did several of my friends (though one such friend defended Patch Adams — the single worst American movie every made — and

Hey, ebbody. Spent this morning compiling a list of “Freshly Added Weblogs” (glance to your right). Enjoy.* Meantime, the indispensible Myria sent along this link to a recent CDC study (free registration required): “Variation in Homicide Risk During Infancy — United States, 1989-1998” Some highlights Myria was kind enough to excerpt: […] During 1989–1998, a total of 3,312 infant homicides were reported for a rate of 8.3 per 100,000 person

The average prisoner being held at Gitmo has gained 10 lbs. since the onset of his incarceration, FOXNews reports. Seems these poor suffering wretches are getting fat on Fruit Loops (which by all accounts they’re scarfing down like candy). Hmm. Perhaps we can convince the Surgeon General to step in and declare a “War on PRISONER Obesity. ‘Cause let’s face it: were we to sick the nanny-state bureaucrats on these

Today on Ye Olde Blogge fame. Good show, old…er, bloggerette.