I had no idea Transterrestrial’s Rand Simberg was from Flint, Michigan. Nor that confirmed pastry glutton and cheesefry connoisseur Michael Moore was not. Well, ‘t seems Rand wants his hometown back. Here’s a sample of Rand’s Moore-ish rebuffery*: questioning the assertion made on Moore’s fansite that ol’ Lumpypants “worked several jobs, including one at Buick, which he quit on his first day,” Rand writes: How does one ‘work’ a job

Richard Bennett has posted the text of an actual*

Hmm. Better not tell The Fat Guy about any of this… “Some parents in one Pennsylvania school district are being sent letters that aren’t alerting them about problems with their child’s grades or behavior, but about their weight,” WPVI in Philadelphia sitting duck in Dodgeball, is a lousy speller, and has performed miserably on his multiplication tables — likely because he’s so very doughy and fat. Lardy kids, studies show,

See? Now if Terror Prick® Teddy Rrrallph* wanted to scratch out a cartoon about these Denver

See? Now if Terror Prick® Teddy Rrrallph* wanted to scratch out a cartoon about these Denver

In its ongoing effort to make a difference in higher education (our motto: it’s all about the children!), protein wisdom will begin posting a series of teaching aids designed to make the humanities more socially relevant. After all, who said learning shouldn’t be fun (beside some prick I once had at Hopkins, I mean)? Lesson 1: Poetry Appreciation Peruse the following canvas and read the accompanying verse text. 1. Discuss:

In its ongoing effort to make a difference in higher education (our motto: it’s all about the children!), protein wisdom will begin posting a series of teaching aids designed to make the humanities more socially relevant. After all, who said learning shouldn’t be fun (beside some prick I once had at Hopkins, I mean)? Lesson 1: Poetry Appreciation Peruse the following canvas and read the accompanying verse text. 1. Discuss:

Hannibal did it. So did Napoleon. It’s basic military strategy, in fact. Want to win a “war”? Attack the opposing army’s…toy stores? Wait [insert sound of frantic paper rustling here], can that be right…? You bet your ass it can!* Attack their toy stores, jihadis — especially now that the infidels have bumped up security around their pizza joints! And Godspeed, ye brave men (and women) who rush into this

Here’s a brief, two-word review of Moulin Rouge! by The Weekly Standard’s David Skinner: — “It sucks.” Got a backup review, Dave…? — “Crapalicious pseudo-musical.” Okay, then. I didn’t much care for the movie, but I wouldn’t say it sucked, necessarily. I mean, my wife loved it. So did several of my friends (though one such friend defended Patch Adams — the single worst American movie every made — and

Here’s a brief, two-word review of Moulin Rouge! by The Weekly Standard’s David Skinner: — “It sucks.” Got a backup review, Dave…? — “Crapalicious pseudo-musical.” Okay, then. I didn’t much care for the movie, but I wouldn’t say it sucked, necessarily. I mean, my wife loved it. So did several of my friends (though one such friend defended Patch Adams — the single worst American movie every made — and