Andrew who‘s this now?  Sorry, never heard of the guy.* **** update: Steve Green soundly rebukes Sullivan.  Whoever this ‘Sullivan’ is.  Me, I’ve never heard of the guy.

Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip

Carlos Delgado’s cleats “Earth Day” The Big Dig cost overruns / Barbra Streisand’s half-eaten Cobb salad Some kind words from Larry David Seagram’s White Wine Coolers Cheryl Crow’s guitar strap (w/ hand-embroidered doves) A busty, middle-aged Waffle House waitress from Little Rock, Arkansas named Bunny Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment Joshua Micah Marshall / Clam dip

…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players.  In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light.  For those of you interested in such things,

…for new Baseball Hall of Famers Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley, two of my all-time favorite players.  In keeping with the wishes of the baseball gods—whom I once saw turn former Cubs catcher Steve Swisher into a 16 oz. Pabst and a plate of nachos after he struck out 4 times on 12 pitches against the Padres’ Randy Jones—posting will be light.  For those of you interested in such things,

Dolphins superstar running back Ricky Williams is retiring at age 27.  To travel the world.  And to find himself.  Me, I found myself behind one of our sofa cushions, along with $1.93 in change and a handful of Skittles.  So I won’t be retiring anytime soon. Of course, I don’t have $40 million in the bank, either.  Which sucks.

Emeril:  “…Wait for it.  Wait for it.  Wait for it.  …And BAM…!” ****update**** Emeril:  “I’m gonna have a cigarette.  Can I get you anything…?” High-priced call girl:  “Just my $300, please, lover.  Oh, and a bowl of that crab gumbo to go.”

For those interested, I’ve lost about 16 lbs. in the month or so since I began cutting down on carbs.  Which is pretty impressive, considering my lunch today consisted of a good-sized piece of Cripple Creek, CO smothered in Monterey Jack cheese and sour cream, and topped with chopped tomatoes and cilantro.  With a side of steamed butter squash and a mutton smoothie. Trivia:  The United States federal government owns

The Manchurian Candidate (2004) Directed by Jonathan Demme.  Stars Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep, Liev Shrieber, and Jon Voight. Five words or less review:  Why?

Going through my CDs a few minutes ago, I noticed a copy of Linda Ronstadt’s Greatest Hits—which is a really nice disc, now that I look at it.  So I’ve decided to keep it (rather than, say, burn it, or fling it at a hippy, or mail it off to Jerry Brown).  Still, whenever I listen to it from here on out, I promise to glower menacingly at the CD