Tman asks, “Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?” I suspect this to be a rhetorical question.
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How I can tell Hillary Clinton is NOT a Raisinette
Hillary is quite a bit larger than a Raisinette Hillary is white His unusual tastes aside, Bill Clinton would never have married a Raisinette Hillary supports universal health care, whereas Raisinettes favor private health savings accounts and tax credits Raisinettes don’t trust the UN Hillary is tense and humorless; Raisinettes are mellow and have a wonderful sense of humor.
Teresa Heinz Kerry prepares for her address to the Democratic National Convention
THK: “…Of course I’m going to wear the diamond necklace. And the diamond earrings, too. Why wouldn’t I?” aide: “Well for one thing, because you run the risk of alienating Middle American voters by reminding them of your, uh…good fortune.” THK: “Feh. ‘Middle Americans.’ Let them eat cake. These are diamonds we’re talking about.”
Boat on the River
At first glance I thought this was an old Styx photo. Because tell me that one chick in the blue gingham doesn’t look just like a young, happy Tommy Shaw…
Overheard at a Boston-area pizzeria, 12:11 PM
First guy in Red Sox cap: “What, you think Kerry actually follows the Sox?”* Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Yeah, why not?—why wouldn’t he?” First guy in Red Sox cap: “I dunno. I get the feeling he can name the entire Oxford rowboat team, but he wouldn’t know Jimmy Rice from Rice-a-Roni.”* Second guy in Red Sox cap: “Crew team. Not ‘rowboat’ team. You said ‘rowboat’ team.” First guy
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 2
Talked with a group of very friendly, very flirtatious women just outside of the Fleet Center a few moments ago. They called themselves “unofficial convention delegates,” which I suppose means they were unable to get credentialed. Lots of spangly halter tops, short vinyl skirts, and knee-high go-go boots in the lot. One of the ladies—a “Miss Brandi”—bragged to me that she’s an intimate friend of Senator Ted Kennedy’s. She says
protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 2
Talked with a group of very friendly, very flirtatious women just outside of the Fleet Center a few moments ago. They called themselves “unofficial convention delegates,” which I suppose means they were unable to get credentialed. Lots of spangly halter tops, short vinyl skirts, and knee-high go-go boots in the lot. One of the ladies—a “Miss Brandi”—bragged to me that she’s an intimate friend of Senator Ted Kennedy’s. She says
Gary Figgis throws cold water on Sheriff Freddy Heflin’s quaint idealism
Gary Figgis: “I don’t give a shit about your fucking justice. Being right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy.”
Gary Figgis throws cold water on Sheriff Freddy Heflin’s quaint idealism
Gary Figgis: “I don’t give a shit about your fucking justice. Being right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy.”
Big proponent of same-sex marriage, likes “bears, just endorsed John Kerry for president—that Andrew Sullivan? Come on, I know you know him…
Andrew who‘s this now? Sorry, never heard of the guy.* **** update: Steve Green soundly rebukes Sullivan. Whoever this ‘Sullivan’ is. Me, I’ve never heard of the guy.
