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Teresa Heinz Kerry prepares for her address to the Democratic National Convention

THK: “…Of course I’m going to wear the diamond necklace.  And the diamond earrings, too.  Why wouldn’t I?”

aide:  “Well for one thing, because you run the risk of alienating Middle American voters by reminding them of your, uh…good fortune.”

THK: “Feh. ‘Middle Americans.’ Let them eat cake.  These are diamonds we’re talking about.”

6 Replies to “Teresa Heinz Kerry prepares for her address to the Democratic National Convention”

  1. Beck says:

    They do say that diamonds are a girl’s best friend.  Whether or not that’s true I couldn’t say.  One thing I am pretty sure of however, when it comes to best friends, the camera ain’t one of them.

  2. Simon says:

    Pearls wouldn’t have worked with the red dress.

  3. jeff says:

    Right, except she’d say it in French. Excellent blog. I was going to hit your Paypal, but Andrew Sullivan needs ca$h

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Designer jeans are expensive, I suppose.

  5. J at TAotB says:

    Bloody brilliant! tongue wink

    Where’s my cake?  The Dems will give me some, right . . . I mean, left?

    Best Dem convention blogging around!  Bravo!  LOL

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Thanks.  I didn’t know anybody was reading this stuff.  I’ll have to watch my language from now on.

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