Bill Gertz, The Washington Times:  “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could

Bill Gertz, The Washington Times:  “U.S. intelligence officials say a high-profile political assassination, triggered by the public release of a new message from Osama bin Laden, will lead off the next major al Qaeda terrorist attack, The Washington Times has learned. “The assassination plan is among new details of al Qaeda plots disclosed by U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports who, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the killing could

Q: How many Teresa Heinz Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please.  That’s what immigrants are for.

…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill]. 

…they think meat tenderizer. [insert predictable erectile dysfunction joke here, Bill]. 

Thoughtful stuff from Steve Green, who would never, ever ask for firm tofu in his gyro sandwich.  *h/t Ben

JMM: “…and can I have that prepared with a firm tofu rather than lamb shoulder, please?” **** update:  “Also, can you tell me if your yogart sauce uses farm raised yeast…?” update 2:  “I see.  …Well, just a bottled water then.  With two lime wedges.”

update: update 2:  here.  And here.