JMM: “…and can I have that prepared with a firm tofu rather than lamb shoulder, please?”
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update: “Also, can you tell me if your yogart sauce uses farm raised yeast…?”
update 2: “I see. …Well, just a bottled water then. With two lime wedges.”
But is the water bottle biodegradable?
Josh no longer uses plastics. In fact, he recently had his bicycle seat replaced with a soap bubble.
Did you know that dental hygiene is declining in America, especially in children, because everyone is drinking bottled water, which is not floridated! Drink tap water, do it for the children.
Kinda explains the tofu, instead of lamb shoulder, ‘cause it’s easier to “gum” the tofu to death.
No war for enamel!
I think he demands certified organic lime wedges…
And one of those little umbrellas made from recycled paper and a stick of free range applewood.