Kennedy:  “…water, water everywhere, and not a drop to—beg pardon?  Well of course I’ll have another Scotch.  You must be new…”

Some things you just shouldn’t flip flop on, John…

You know what I love?  Nanotechnology.  Because it’s like, how small can things possibly get? —and the answer is, really really really small.  Which, that’s just awesome.  **** update:  Law professors are sexy. **** update 2:  Tennessee is for lovers.  Really, really accomplished lovers. **** update 3:  Accomplished lovers with tools that would make a donkey blush. **** update 4:  Did I mention how much I loved techno music?  Because

[a partial transcript.] O’Reilly:  So tell me, Mr. President—what is it about me that made you want to be interviewed by me. Was it my blue-collar grittiness?  The way I relate to the folks?  My fierce independence? The way I look out for the little guy who, let’s face it, just wants to make a living, hug his kids, watch football on Sundays, maybe bang his secretary every other Wednesday—all

THK:  “Yes, God, you may have one serving of creme brule.  But when you’re finished, I expect you to fix the polls in those odious battleground states, is that clear?  Now off with you.  Terry needs her me time.”

It’s nice to be remembered. And really, how can you not love a man who keeps a variety of stationery.  **** update:  …although there comes a point when too much stationery is just kinda creepy.

Fingers. Crossed.* **** More.  And more.

From The Australian PAKISTAN’S security forces yesterday claimed to have delivered a “crushing blow” to al-Qa’ida by killing a leading terrorism suspect wanted over a failed bid to assassinate President Pervez Musharraf. Amjad Farooqi, gunned down during a two-hour shootout in southern Sindh province on Sunday, had been running al-Qa’ida operations in Pakistan, officials said. “I will prefer death,” Farooqi, 30, is reported to have shouted when security forces surrounded

Confronted with these new revelations of an itinerant Iraqi nuclear threat, protein wisdom does what every good American does:  he watches football and eats shaved cold cuts, and has his wife work on site maintanence and various upgrades. Back later. 

Chapter 22: America’s Funniest Home Videos Chapter 1.  Chapter 2.  Chapter 3.  Chapter 4.  Chapter 5.  Chapter 6.  Chapter 7.  Chapter 8.  Chapter 9. Chapter 10.  Chapter 11.  Chapter 12.  Chapter 13.  Chapter 14.  Chapter 15.  Chapter 16.  Chapter 17.  Chapter 18. Chapter 19.  Chapter 20.  Chapter 21.      “When you left,” Liz began, “I was upset.  Robin and Roger were getting drunk and frisky, and so was I.”      “Boone’s Farm