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Al-Qa’ida’s Pakistan kingpin killed; sadly, secret ingredient for “Farooqi’s Famous Lentil Patties” dies with him

From The Australian

PAKISTAN’S security forces yesterday claimed to have delivered a “crushing blow” to al-Qa’ida by killing a leading terrorism suspect wanted over a failed bid to assassinate President Pervez Musharraf.

Amjad Farooqi, gunned down during a two-hour shootout in southern Sindh province on Sunday, had been running al-Qa’ida operations in Pakistan, officials said.

“I will prefer death,” Farooqi, 30, is reported to have shouted when security forces surrounded his hideout in the town of Nawabshah.

Not a problem, Amjad.

In a statement released from Hell, Farooqi told reporters, “That whole ‘I will prefer death’ thing?  That was just an expression.  Which, maybe I should have made that more clear, now that I think about it.”

10 Replies to “Al-Qa’ida’s Pakistan kingpin killed; sadly, secret ingredient for “Farooqi’s Famous Lentil Patties” dies with him”

  1. Eric Akawie says:

    Farooqi is a funny word.

    “Is that your Farooqi?”

    “Yes that is my Farooqi.”

    “It’s full of holes.”

  2. He and Patrick Henry must have been cut from the same cloth.

  3. Jonathan says:

    I loved those lentil patties.

  4. I suppose Farooqi was greatly disappointed to find the 72 virgins were goats.

  5. Tman says:

    As long as no Jew bullets were used, then everythings fine.

    If they did use them, well, not much we can do it about it now, now can we. Maybe shoot the remains with some regular bullets for good measure? Seems like such a waste though.

  6. bobonthebellbuoy says:

    I suppose on the whole he really would prefer Philladelphia.

  7. Ed Flinn says:

    Beef tallow.  There, no more secret.

  8. Jim - PRS says:

    Poor guy just doesn’t appreciate nuance.

  9. Mikey says:

    Farooqi:  “I prefer death!”

    Pakistani soldiers:  “We aim to please.”

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