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BREAKING:  FOX NEWS’ WASHINGTON EDITOR BRIT HUME ORDERS A PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND A SIDE OF FRIES AND GRAVY, CONTINUES TO FLOUT LEFTWING CALLS FOR HIS RESIGNATION; OLIVER WILLIS REPORTEDLY “OUTRAGED” BY HUME’S RECALCITRANCE, “REALLY JEALOUS” ABOUT THE PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND FRIES THING

A philosophical aside: If a tree falls in the forest—but no one’s around to hear it—can we implicate Jeff Gannon’s COCK in this obvious rightwing attempt to keep the SOUND OF TRUTH from THE PEOPLE? update:  Or, alternately, are THE PEOPLE being duped into hearing manufactured sounds created by a sinister network of right wing Jesus freaks whose aim it is to camouflage the TRUTH in a cacophony of carefully-crafted

BREAKING:  GANNON IMPLICATED IN KENNEDY ASSASSINATION COVER-UP; BRIT HUME “VERY LIKELY ‘THE BEAST’,” CRITICS SAY

World O’Crap blog presents the lefty counterpoint to Tom Maguire’s “Gannon / Guckert for Dummies.” Among the revelations?—the citings of both a March 6, 2004 Free Republic post [in which Gannon appears in the comments] and a March 9 Talon News article (also posted to Free Republic) as sources proving Gannon and his GAY MAN COCK really were subpoenaed in the Valerie Plame leaked document investigation, a charge Gannon has

COMPUTER GONE. STOP. SEND MONEY, 2 (Now with TASTY MARSHMALLOWS!) UPDATED – AND UPDATED AGAIN!

First, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your support and generosity.  I am touched and humbled.  And quite tingly in the pants, too—but I suspect that has more to do with the satin boxers than anything you people did. Second, for those of you who’ve asked:  having gone through a Dell Inspiron and a HP zd7010 in the last 15 month or so, I

9 signs that the person you are interviewing may not REALLY be Jeff Gannon

For Ace, who shortly is slated to interview somebody claiming to be “Gannon”. Any pointed mention of “Aravosis” elicits nothing more than a “gesundheit” “Gannon” casually lets slip that he finds Elle McPherson “poontangalicious!” Keeps saying “hold on a sec, my hair is falling in my eyes again” Judging by the ropey bulge in his trousers, he’s 6”, tops.  And almost certainly uncut Refers to Rush Limbaugh as “that loud-mouthed

Just because I know you’ve been waiting, and because I’m such a GIVER

COCK. There.  Now carry on.

Sweet [Ice Dong-free] Home, Alabama

From the AP: The Supreme Court declined Tuesday to review the constitutionality of a state law banning the sale of sex toys, rejecting an appeal that said consumers have a right to sexual privacy. Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating. The American Civil Liberties Union filed the challenge on behalf

Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Seymour Hersh and Bill Moyers having been awarded the prestigious George Polk Award for excellence in journalism

Garrett:  “Bill Moyers?  Dude, that guy once tried to grab my joint backstage at a Quiet Riot concert. Totally freaked me out. “…Unless maybe I’m thinking of Dominick Dunne.  But, y’know—whatever.”* (h/t Malkin)

COMPUTER GONE. STOP. SEND MONEY.

March 4th would have marked the one-year anniversary of protein wisdom’s return to the blogosphere. At that time, I was planning on holding my first-ever fundraiser. Hosting for protein wisdom is roughly $400 a year, but I’m not complaining:  I honestly don’t mind paying for my own bandwidth. However, my HP laptop—which is less than one year old—is on its deathbed. In fact, I’m not even posting this; my wife

Breaking:  Fox 31 News in Colorado is reporting that famed gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson is dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound

Found in his Woody Creek home.  He was 67. Details to follow. Thompson was a brilliant writer and one of the counterculture’s most recognizable figures.  And with his death, America has lost a fascinating bit of its living history. **** update:  From the AP: Hunter S. Thompson, the acerbic counter-culture author of books such as “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” fatally shot himself Sunday night at his Aspen-area home,

I am not related to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings.

But that doesn’t mean the filthy-rich dork shouldn’t buy me a new computer.  And speaking of Social Security and the GOP push for partial privatization accounts, aWpTiMuS finds flaws in the online calculator Democrats are using to mislead that portion of the voting public still crazy enough to believe anything they have to say.