Lamb Cannon
Armadillos, vacuity, endless self-referential garble.
Jeff–from the bottom of my heart–fuck you and your hydroencephalic prick kid. No one cares about you and/or your little pink dick.
There, I just said it! What needed to be said!
From Goodbye, 2008/07/27 at 1:48 PM
Let’s do a bit of research, shall we? Our brave contributor didn’t leave an email address, but I’m glad he feels relieved of his burden of speaking ugliness to beauty. I’d like to make it worth his while.
Seems our visitor may be a Hillaryphile, eh?
Obama-Hillary Nails in the Coffin COLOR by Daryl Cagle Please, please shove this cartoon right up your ass! I hate Hillary too but at least she doesn’t make constant pathetic speeches that make my anus crawl with spiders! Yes yes, Obama hope optimism etc. let’s get in bed with the Repugs and let them f*ck us! THAT MANY COLLEGE STUDENTS CANT BE RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT BUYING TERM PAPERS AND RUNNING UP THEIR CREDIT CARDS! HAVE A NICE DAY!
There’s something distinct about the dicktion.
It’s from Butler, PA (thanks, SBP). It’s down with the homophobe! meme:
Lamb Cannon says:
The hrc may be all these things and more–
but do they accept advertising from ABC-Family on their website?
oh that’s right, this is a “commercial” venture–so it’s okay to take money from homophobe korporate fascists…. sorreeeee
oops, better print some more “annie leibowitz” pictures (another nasty parasitic worm) with warm textured negress titties! that shows RAW CLASS boyz
February 13, 2007 3:23 PM
So far on this POS weve got these features: 1) POS, 2) Butler, PA (or more likely Renfrew) 3) Hates him some darkies 4) Lurvs him some homosexuals 5) hates Annie Liebowitz for being teh exploitative 6) may be Scott Clevenger from World-O-Crap UPDATE: Not likely, since Lamb Cannon has posted here: http://world-o-crap.com/blog/?p=8387) may also be a script doctor intimate with sausages.
Here’s my early odds prime candidate:
The Holocaust: that was a “Dust-Up” too, buddy!
From beautiful Butler County, PA (home of the Living Dead!), David Brown invokes Godwin’s Law in his very first paragraph and presumes that the Dust-Up appears in the print paper (if only, David, if only) but still manages to write a really entertaining and thought-provoking letter:Dear editor,
I realize that the ultimate point of the “Dust-up” section of your editorial page is not to enlighten anyone, but instead to create straw-man collisions of controversy in the hopes of hustling a couple of newspapers. Goebbels would have been truly grateful for the free publicity you would have provided for the Reich. I can see it now: “Jews: Too pushy for their own good?” “Mormons: Polygamist freaks of nature?” But I digress…
Regarding the sad rant provided by the alleged leader of the “California Family Council” (my stomach turns slightly as I typed this), as a taxpayer and homeowner with no criminal record, here is what I want:
I want the removal of marriage from all laws immediately. As a homosexual, I don’t want “equality” with non-homos because their structures and habits disgust and bore me. I don’t want them to have their “special rights” anymore. Marriage should truly be for churches and other social structures, not government.
We have enough people on planet earth and don’t need to reward people for blind procreation (just because “they can”) or marriage for that matter. We hear so much whining from the righteous ones about how their precious existences are somehow in jeopardy just because people like me breathe the same smog and drink the same polluted filth from the tap they do. In fact, they need to have all of their so-called “inalienable rights” removed immediately so we can all taste the same bitterness.
Every section of the tax and legal code that refers to married people in some kind of different light from the rest of us should be disconnected. Do away with legal marriage, divorce and sharing of assets. No more “special” visitation rights at the hospital. No more tax breaks for dumping out more children, or for marrying in the first place. Nada, zippo, zilch.
Marriage was a religious institution for millenia before all these “special interest” groups got involved, and it should be returned to that status. Let’s deny them the ammunition for their bigotry today, not tomorrow. How interesting that so many of these wanna-be moral dictators talk out of one side of their mouths about doing away with big government, and out of the other when the privileges and breaks go their way and they want to maintain not parity but superiority.
Pass the sick-bag!
David Brown
Renfrew PA
Readers of this post: I think it relatively certain that David Brown is the author of this vile comment, but it’s not clinched. So, please leave it up to Jeff to determine how to use this information, and any other you may unearth.
Contrary to Lamb Cannon, some people really do seem to care about Jeff’s dick. Be polite, please, or better yet don’t comment unless you’ve something to add to what I said: Skippy’s one of the more honest lefty bloggers in my experience.
Comment by Carin on 7/27 @ 2:04 pm #
Found this so far.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 2:04 pm #
mmm, let me guess–he’s black? (or actually slightly purple)
pretty sure Condescenda-Sleeza passes the paper bag test, but o’Bummer does not
Comment by Carin on 7/27 @ 2:05 pm #
More comments here.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 2:06 pm #
IP: IP: 72.23.88.99
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 2:08 pm #
Multiple sources indicate that IP is located in Butler, PA.
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 2:10 pm #
Butler, PA is full of racists of every color, and also idiots of every type. I am vaguely intrigued by the fact that this poster apparently knows what spiders in his anus actually feel like. That must have been a rough weekend.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 2:12 pm #
Every lamb cannon comment I’ve seen thus far (3) evinces a fixation with skin color. And that where no referrent exists in the posts commented on.
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 2:14 pm #
also perversion, Sdferr, also perversion. Poor little Lamb Cannon, all racist and perverted in the dipshit town of Butler, PA.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 2:15 pm #
How is it you know this about Butler, Pa, ushie? Been there? Or is it some reputation you’ve heard?
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 2:17 pm #
Try Scott Clevenger from World-o-crap.
Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/27 @ 2:18 pm #
Let it go. Jeff should include the remark in his book. Michelle Malkin wrote a whole book about the “Unhinged”. FWIW, Jeff should write about the kind of America he’d like his child to grow up in.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 2:21 pm #
Let it go? No. I don’t think I will.
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 2:22 pm #
It’s sorta near Pittsburgh. You can look at a part of it in Night of the Living Dead, otherwise known as a typical day thereabouts. It’s…pretty white.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 2:22 pm #
Found a Scott Clevenger in Confluence PA. Wonder if that’s somewhere near Butler…
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 2:24 pm #
Seriously, Deliverance country, except norther. I had to go find a gas station there and seriously the half-toothless rednecks were freaking me out. I could just about believe in that whole incest/cannibalism/decorate the house in bones vibe I got from the people there.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 2:40 pm #
It’s about 80 miles one to the other, Jeff.
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 2:44 pm #
Is that Murtha country? They grow enormous pieces of shit there.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 2:49 pm #
Here’s a “Lamb Cannon” chortling over Charlton Heston’s death. He gives his address as Renfrew, PA, which is right outside of Butler.
Comment by Salt Lick on 7/27 @ 2:51 pm #
Found …in Confluence, PA
Across the road from the railroad tracks, on Mechanic Street. Dead end, or cull de sack, as Scott might say.
Comment by Dread Cthulhu on 7/27 @ 2:51 pm #
Ushie: “Seriously, Deliverance country, except norther. I had to go find a gas station there and seriously the half-toothless rednecks were freaking me out. I could just about believe in that whole incest/cannibalism/decorate the house in bones vibe I got from the people there.”
Had to make a trip out that way for business…
Go straight past Pennsyltucky into the dark heart of Palabama…
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 2:52 pm #
And here’s a “Lamb Cannon” in Renfrew, PA posting a rather…disturbing toy review.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 2:53 pm #
Looks like Phil English, Pablo.
Comment by Dread Cthulhu on 7/27 @ 2:53 pm #
Checking the map, Confluence is *almost* West Virgina, whilst Butler is further north — closer to the Ohio line.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:00 pm #
That flushing sound? Visualize whirled crap.
Meanwhile, Lamb Cannon posted on WOC here, so unlikely he’s Clevenger.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 7/27 @ 3:00 pm #
It’s a 10 year old. I love the, not so witty, naming thingy he does. His dad needs to beat his ass and teach the boy to become a man.
Ushie at #6, LMAO about the spiders in the anus thing. There may be more truth to that than we all care to know.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 3:02 pm #
Renfrew is in Butler County, in the Pittsburgh metro area.
The latitude of Renfrew is 40.806N. The longitude is -79.965W.
It is in the Eastern Standard time zone. Elevation is 978 feet.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 3:03 pm #
It might not be Clevenger. But Clevenger might know who he is.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 3:08 pm #
Not much of a town. You might get results just by calling up someone at random and asking them who the biggest prick in town is.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 3:10 pm #
Might be nothing, might be something.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 3:20 pm #
Oh please Oh Please, let him live on Boy Scout Road.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 3:22 pm #
JeffG, Lamb Cannon is old, and I don’t think Jason is he.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:22 pm #
Sarah refers to this:
David Brown (724) 482-4894 202 Reiber Rd, Renfrew, PA 16053 Map
David A Brown (724) 789-7033 118 Boy Scout Rd, Renfrew, PA 16053 Map
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:27 pm #
Urban Dictionary offers this:
lamb cannon
Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear
I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.
So, I think that kind of clinches it.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 3:29 pm #
How do we know Lamb Cannon is old?
Please, please let me find this guy.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:30 pm #
I think we’ve got him, Jeff. I think he’s David Brown, a person of gay persuasion who wants to do you and your son up the ass.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:34 pm #
He doesn’t like families, I don’t think.
Comment by dre on 7/27 @ 3:34 pm #
On a lighter note it looks like the Bessemer & Lake Erie RR passes Renfrew.
Comment by thor - the non-substantive conditional on 7/27 @ 3:35 pm #
I have a good mind to place to call Domino’s and have ‘em deliver an double anchovies pizza-pie to his abode. With extra cheese and triple sauce!
Comment by dre on 7/27 @ 3:37 pm #
Weird, Boy Scout Rd in Renfrew intersects Dick Rd.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 3:39 pm #
Well, I guess that’s relative but I thought I saw….anyway he calls himself old, and he is friends with the “well-armed lamb geezer”, and maybe I saw something more concrete. He does, in fairness to possible youthiness, write like a 4chan queen.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:40 pm #
Send him a radish pizza, thor, so he can taste the bitterness. He likes the bitterness, I think.
Comment by Salt Lick on 7/27 @ 3:48 pm #
I just think it was healthier when these kind of people hung out in Greyhound Terminal bathrooms.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:50 pm #
Don’t be bitter, Salt Lick.
Comment by thor - the non-substantive conditional on 7/27 @ 3:57 pm #
One can always spoof an IP address. That’s a problemo with the internets.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 3:59 pm #
thor, he doesn’t seem to have taken that much care with his online identity. I doubt it.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 4:07 pm #
Lamb cannon dude’s got some serious hostility going on. World doesn’t fit his eye somehow so hatin is what it’s gotta be. My guess is troubles with daddy.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 7/27 @ 4:13 pm #
His daddy needs to kick his ass. Anyone can be his daddy.
Comment by Jeff G on 7/27 @ 4:13 pm #
Do you really not know the story behind the cock-slap remark, Dan?
Simple. Kevin from Catch.com wrote that I hide under my bed and breastfeed my son. I invited him to feel my cock across his brow — a corrective, really, substantive proof that I’m not given to lactating.
He seemed to think I was a woman, you see. I simply felt it the most direct way to disabuse him of that notion, given that neither my name, picture, or the numerous times I’d been referred to by the pronoun “he” seemed to sell him on that point.
Naturally, through the magic of lefty hyperbole and dissembling, the story became that I go around the internet threatening to slap people with my cock. In point of fact, though, I’ve only once made that offer. And Kevin, I take it from his subsequent shrieking about my behavior, declined.
His loss.
Comment by B Moe on 7/27 @ 4:16 pm #
Naturally, through the magic of lefty hyperbole and dissembling, the story became that I go around the internet threatening to slap people with my cock.
Wishful thinking, be my guess.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 4:17 pm #
Yeah, I’d refrain from making the same offer to Lamb Cannon.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:17 pm #
Oh, no, Jeff. I didn’t say I didn’t know it, I just mentioned to Skippy that he might take a little care to understand where that came from, just so he could put it in context.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 4:20 pm #
They know, Dan.
They simply like their version better. Skippy isn’t any more “honest” than Scott at WOC or any of the other sniggering piles of pseudointellectual flaccid yuppie paste I’ve been unfortunate enough to be thrown together with via the intertubes.
For this prick to mention my son at all, after all the shit I’ve been through on that front, simply will not stand.
Now I just need to find out which David Brown it was who wrote the comment — or if it even is Mr Brown. Then I’ll handle it from there.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:21 pm #
I think it would have been better for David Brown if he copped a plea of Temporary Asininity rather than make us track him down.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:25 pm #
Anyway, I hope you nail him to the wall, Jeff (metametaphorically speaking), since he seems to like the bitterness so well.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 4:26 pm #
Did you all look at this? http://tinyurl.com/6lztma
It’s an obit list from july 2003, where find Rev. David Brown, pastor of North Main Street Church of God presiding over the funeral of Freda M. Goeppner. This likely isn’t your David Brown, but could be his father.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:27 pm #
Also, way to go, Brownie.
Comment by Techie on 7/27 @ 4:34 pm #
Unleash the hounds.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 4:41 pm #
I must find out if David Brown of whatever PA goes by “Lamb Cannon.” Now, how should I go about finding that out, do you all think?
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:44 pm #
Inspect Lamb Cannon for “brown”?
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 4:57 pm #
With regards to Sdferr’s post, it could be that Lamb Cannon is a satirical reference to the father, if he it is, with Cannon a pun on canon.
Comment by Ouroboros on 7/27 @ 5:12 pm #
Call Kyle.. Have him cross reference Lamb Cannon’s Myspace page with Facebook, Youtube and the Pennsylvania Sex Offender registry…
Comment by urthshu on 7/27 @ 5:12 pm #
Well, he’s been on JOM before, so they might have something more to go on, I suppose.
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 5:18 pm #
Lamb Cannon/David Brown, if it is indeed he, is one of those tragic souls, tainted by whatever happened in their youth, and thus doomed to be pricks. Because nothing was his fault! And he can’t help it! It’s everybody else, really!
That and the inbred toothlessness, as DC noted, has made LambCannon/DavidBrown’s life a rather boring little tragedy. I hope he suffers every day. And I am sure, certain sure, that he does.
And I always think it’s funny that, when, say, a guy stays at home to care for his kid, like the “alternative” people say they want, they’re the first and last to savage him. I call it a lack of imagination. See, they’re acting like “stereotypical Christians” again, and they’re too self-blinded by their own self-hatred to see it.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 5:27 pm #
Ooooh, that’s a good link, urthshu.
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 7/27 @ 5:41 pm #
Yes, nice catch, urthshu. Sounds like a psycho (no offense to our own psycho, who I believe to be brilliant) to me. Kill em all, let, well not God, but somebody else sort em out type of kook. If we hate all the Muslims, why are we helping so many of them? Rhetorical question as I’m certain morons such as lamb cannon just know what they hate, as opposed to actual thinking. I rode the RTA down to the Indians game today and sat across from a lady with a “Bush’s last day, no more ‘real’ terror” T-shirt, and just thought about what was going through that freak’s mind. What makes somebody that stupid? I suppose lamb cannon is on the same intellectual plane.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 5:56 pm #
Dan, I did notice that the Boy Scout Rd David had a former address in Sevierville, TN, and that Lamb Cannon had snarked a ( what I would think is not a common) reference to the Sevierville Wal Mart, when participating in a suggestion thread about places Matt Inglesias might visit on a journey south.
So I think that’s our pink-dicked obsessed friend. (LC does like to mention smallness and pinkness, even with regard to his own.)
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 5:59 pm #
Oh, Mr. LC is just your basic case of arrested development. He’s broken. I’m sorry for him.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 5:59 pm #
Check out #32. In Pittsburgh, no less.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 6:01 pm #
Good catch, Sarah. So it’s the Boy Scout Rd David Brown then, you think? This dude: David A Brown (72x) 7×9-70xx xx8 Boy Scout Rd?
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:03 pm #
Good sleuthing, both, Sarah and serr8d.
Comment by Jeff G on 7/27 @ 6:04 pm #
Sarah –
Where is this snarked reference? Do you have a link?
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:05 pm #
That would fit, Jeff. Likelier that the younger would distinguish himself from the former by adding a middle initial.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 6:06 pm #
A Furry, no less.
Kinda nice of this vile little prick to leave his spoor all over the ‘net.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:06 pm #
The telephone’s already in the comments, Jeff, but I’ll xxx it if you like.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:09 pm #
Heh. A furry who rips on Jeff for keeping an armadillo.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 6:10 pm #
I’d say the coincidences do mount up, though I’m not 100% sure.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 6:10 pm #
Oh yes, I’ll go get the link.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:12 pm #
I’d say we’re homing in on certainty, though, Sarah. It seems that David’s been a naughty, naughty boy. And I expect Goliath to give him a good talking to.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:14 pm #
Couldn’t go any farther with the wolf thing. Maybe that’s just happenstance; all the ‘better’ growls were taken.
There is this. Not as evil as the others, and strangely out of place.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 6:16 pm #
Link to the comment here
[snipped]. . .And what trip to Sevierville TN would be complete without a visit to the Super Wal-Mart! No need to do anything else–it’s all right cheer!
 Posted by Lamb Cannon
Comment by Lisa on 7/27 @ 6:19 pm #
Jesus you all have some wild weekends over here at PW. I come back from two days of boozing and find that you have attracted some lunatic militant homosexual. I am terrified to imagine what I will find when I return next weekend.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:20 pm #
Damn, Lisa. Why didn’t I get an invite?
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 6:21 pm #
BTW, I misspoke and substituted “Matt Inglesias” for Matt Gross, the one who wanted trip suggestions for his column.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:22 pm #
Bingo. Atrios.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:22 pm #
Too bad about that no prior record thing, Mr. Brown.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 6:24 pm #
I’ve never understood why people, nasty web forum trolls in particular, think they have any real anonymity online. I know for a fact it would be a piece of cake for any of you to find out who I am. When I first signed up at Fark.com 6 years ago, I was inspired by a guy using “Dinsdale”, fwiw.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:29 pm #
This one from the LA Times.
There’s never a follow-up to a comment. Always hit and run.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:32 pm #
A private Washington Times profile.
Comment by Darleen on 7/27 @ 6:33 pm #
I’m late to the party … did y’all find this one?
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:33 pm #
You’d better stay away from him:
He’ll rip your arms off, Jim.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:34 pm #
Speaking truth to power…
Comment by urthshu on 7/27 @ 6:37 pm #
Nobody really has anonymity, no. The use of pseudonyms though can be prudent, depending on what you’re doing in meatspace. I, for example, work in social worky kinda stuff, which is notoriously PC.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:38 pm #
serr, I suppose I wouldn’t have any objection to your summarizing your private findings.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:40 pm #
Found more furry.
About lambcannon
Furaffinity Page
lambcannon
Biography
ovine fag
Gender
Male
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:41 pm #
Is that enough, then? I’ll stop.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:42 pm #
I can’t believe they asked for a “gender.” Bastards.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 6:45 pm #
Wait..one more. Ties in with the doll post earlier.
Executive summary: this guy likes dolls and furry animals. Going in through the out door.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 6:48 pm #
Sick twisted turns to goofy huggies? You can’t make this shit up.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:49 pm #
Drill you furriers, drill,
For we work all day
For sugar in our tay . . .
Down beyond the railway.
So drill you furriers, drill.
Comment by cynn on 7/27 @ 6:54 pm #
Is this really something JG should waste his time and effort over? The guy sounds like a driveby loonachick, just randomly dropping wordbombs. Unless you want to make some kind of sensational example, I’d let it pass.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 6:56 pm #
Well that’s you huh cynn. But funny, Jeff isn’t you.
Then on the brighter side Hamas and Fatah are killing one another again, so there’s that.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 6:58 pm #
There’s nothing sensational about this, Cynn. It’s ugly and rancid and deserves to be stamped out, right away. I guarantee, we’d all rather be dealing with something else.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 7:00 pm #
Darleen’s ebay link turns up this seller:
http://myworld.ebay.com/big.baby.boutique
and this seller:
http://myworld.ebay.com/winkins_big_baby_stuff
from both of whom he’s purchased multiple items.
I think furry is just the tip of the iceberg here.
Comment by Ric Locke on 7/27 @ 7:02 pm #
cynn, I don’t recall your being around when she-who-shall-not-be-named came into our lives. Best to head this s*t off as early as possible. Once bitten, twice shy.
Regards,
Ric
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 7:02 pm #
cynn: as you well know, I’m not averse to using harsh language, and am not surprised when I recieve the same in return.
We’re all adults who can (presumably) take it as well as dish it out.
A little kid is a different story entirely.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 7:02 pm #
(no offense to our own psycho, who I believe to be brilliant)
damn but isn’t he though
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 7:05 pm #
“Receive”, dammit. Jeebus.
Comment by cynn on 7/27 @ 7:06 pm #
Sdferr: I am glad I am not JeffG for myriad reasons. For one, he is the target of scurvy dumbasses. Your trite remark about shit in the M.E. confirms your own political obsession, which is not the topic here.
Comment by cynn on 7/27 @ 7:11 pm #
I was around when the evil doctor menaced JG. And based on what I have witnessed, she was scary. I just wonder if JG is not better off blowing this instant case off, and letting his extremely competent proxies shame this asshole themselves.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 7:14 pm #
Well, I’ll append my summary: our furry dipstick may be an IT designer/programmer. On a thread with 322 comments, he weighs in on page 7. Doesn’t mean he read the entire thread, though; but why else would he ever read up on “MUMPS (originally, Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Multi-Programming System)”, a dead-end programming language reserved for those doomed to the 9th circle for eternity?
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 7:15 pm #
He sounds like an angry gay person with issues. I just read that letter. But for real I bet the “California Family Council” is a little on the issues-laden side as well.
Comment by cynn on 7/27 @ 7:21 pm #
Well, whatever. It’s certainly not my place to suggest anything. But if it’s on the internet, it’s open season. Now I’m going to watch my shark shows.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 7:22 pm #
He sounds like an angry gay person with issues.
It can’t be easy being the only gay furry adult baby moonbat preacher’s kid in Cousinfuck, PA, for sure.
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Comment by dre on 7/27 @ 7:35 pm #
“Cousinfuck, PA,”
Not so much. Southern Butler county is growing rapidly due to property tax refugees from Allegheny Cty(Pittsburgh).
Comment by ushie on 7/27 @ 7:40 pm #
Oh, now, everybody–Lambcannon is Home. If you know what I mean. And I think happyfeet, at least, knows what I mean.
cynn, this clown needs to be peeled down to the marrow soonest.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 7:46 pm #
property tax refugees
Ah. Another lefty who wants to raise taxes, but doesn’t want to actually pay ‘em. Like datadave, you’re saying.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 7:50 pm #
#109 cynn
Because it was Jeff’s kid the creepy perv went after.
Comment by dre on 7/27 @ 7:54 pm #
“Ah. Another lefty who wants to raise taxes, but doesn’t want to actually pay ‘em. Like datadave, you’re saying.”
I don’t know datadave. I do know the former mayor of Pgh Tom Murphy has a farm along I79 not far from this furry freak.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 7:56 pm #
Oh, i see someone else found his ebay address. Lambcannon is in PA. I had to go looking for that when it was clear LC was a collector of freaky plush dolls. Example
If you haven’t already looked he collects kitschy vintage records, esp. gay Kitsch records, and has a number of “private” sales completed. Which is the more unwholesome things usually.
That’s only notable because one of the private sales people points him out as a favorite customer and name him as “MR B”.
It’s possible to get contact info off of Ebay but I don’t have a legitimate reason to get it. But I’m just about 99.99 percent sure that’s Mr Brown of Boy Scout and Dick.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 8:00 pm #
He has a one-entry ebay blog, called ” Hate Mitt”, tagged for your indexing pleasure with “homophobia”.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 8:02 pm #
Serr8td, there are other clues he’s in the IT biz from other comments scattered around. I think you’re right. He does mention being unemployed a few times. Fancy that.
Comment by dre on 7/27 @ 8:11 pm #
Angry homos, angry blacks, angry hispanics, angry feminazis, angry unionists, angry environwackos, did I leave anyone out of the Democrat Party?
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 8:12 pm #
It’s funny, how you can tell he thought about how best to pose the lamb.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 8:12 pm #
Funny as in gutwrenchingly sad but maybe poignant but also ewww.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 8:13 pm #
What a horrible, horrible, twisted sick fuck of a mutant man. He’s a prolific poster, I think 8 out of ten are wadded Fails of snark – attempts to be cutting or to sneer.
Comment by skippy on 7/27 @ 8:16 pm #
thanks for the nod, dan, i appreciate your opinion!
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 8:19 pm #
It’s maybe nothing but I ran into a David Brown Prize given at Bethany College for Computer/IT students for the years ‘05 and ‘06. Who can tell since David Brown seems such a common sort of name.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 8:20 pm #
Well, in my blinkered view, you’ve earned it by virtue of being willing to tell the truth, Skippy. Because we disagree on lots of things, that doesn’t mean we can’t have standards.
This guy, though, please don’t defend him.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 8:23 pm #
For some reason I had the predisposition to believe furries and plushies wouldn’t get along. I guess perhaps that was a bit hasty of me. Or maybe I was right and this guy really is wierd.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 8:23 pm #
weird, sorry
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 8:25 pm #
“Angry homos, angry blacks, angry hispanics, angry feminazis, angry unionists, angry environwackos, did I leave anyone out of the Democrat Party?”
Angry atheists…
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 8:49 pm #
Did I miss someone else posting his youtube “collection”.
Because the hairs stood up on the back of my neck and I’m linking it again.
This is not a nice person.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 8:52 pm #
Because the hairs stood up on the back of my neck and I’m linking it again.
Good god. I missed that one before. Started to check out one of the videos, then realized that I really, really didn’t want to see it.
Shudder.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 9:00 pm #
It’s him. The age is right.
But it gets worse.
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 9:02 pm #
I think that’s in a foreign language. Or my browser just flaked out.
But it’s Firefox 3.0.1!
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 9:04 pm #
SarahW, I don’t know that I want to see “worse”… can you just describe it for us?
Comment by serr8d on 7/27 @ 9:13 pm #
My browser just wanted to protect me.
This guy is a wheelbarrow full of strange.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 9:20 pm #
Well, here’s a link to a comment of LC, just so you know that these “lamb cannons” are one and the same.
click here for the relevent comment
The worse is a sort of survey about sexual feelings/sexual orientation in childhood and how they related in individual cases to diapers and diaper wearing. It’s text only. His survey answers are included.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 9:24 pm #
He’s in his early fifties and still perving over young boys, diapers, and poo.
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 9:26 pm #
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120268421691
Oh, yes. This one has issues. And y’all turned this fool inside out in under 7 hours. I fucking love this place as it amuses me to no end. Jeff, smack him a couple dozen times for me, k?
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 9:31 pm #
To: Jeff
Re: Clarification
I’m not talking about spanking. I think he’d like that.
Comment by Aldo on 7/27 @ 9:36 pm #
Is this really something JG should waste his time and effort over? The guy sounds like a driveby loonachick, just randomly dropping wordbombs. Unless you want to make some kind of sensational example, I’d let it pass.
You Leftys don’t get it. When someone walks up and throws a hook at you, you have to hit back. This furry asswipe brought Jeff’s kid into the fight. Jeff can’t let that pass.
Comment by mcgruder on 7/27 @ 9:52 pm #
this piece of detrius washed up via the net; his life will effectively be shifted in a whole ‘nother direction via the net.
one for the good guys. you have o idea the crap that i get from people commenting on my work. to be able to tentatively ID some of my nastier correspondants as arrested development types replete with bowel issues…priceless. in my dreams.
bring him down, painfully. so that all may know.
Comment by Challeron on 7/27 @ 10:03 pm #
SarahW, he’s in his fifties? God forbid, could he be the Rev.?
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 10:11 pm #
Feels nice to go out on a high note.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 10:13 pm #
High WTF is a hard note to reach.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:15 pm #
Things like this wouldn’t happen if people were nicer.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:16 pm #
The creepiest part is how it’s contagious and feeds on itself I think, what with that Houston person getting all… agitated.
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 10:17 pm #
Mean People Suck.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 10:17 pm #
Maybe Baracky will change the tone.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 10:18 pm #
The Houston person stalked Rightwingsparkle.
She’s not merely loopy. She’s…awful.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 10:18 pm #
And with that, g’night!
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:19 pm #
I got that today.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:19 pm #
Bye, again. Pensive now.
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 10:20 pm #
Yes. yes, she is. And also addled. Who gives these people computers?
Comment by Dread Cthulhu on 7/27 @ 10:20 pm #
Aldo: “You Leftys don’t get it. When someone walks up and throws a hook at you, you have to hit back. This furry asswipe brought Jeff’s kid into the fight. Jeff can’t let that pass.”
You wanna see real hypocrisy? Slap one of these unwashed “peaceniks.” Y’know — the sort bitching that the Denver police want to deny them their “free speech” right to weighted pipes and chains come the Democrat undemocratic convention.
Comment by Pablo on 7/27 @ 10:21 pm #
Elvis is dead, motherfucker.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 10:22 pm #
G’night Elvis.
Comment by Dan Collins on 7/27 @ 10:24 pm #
All I can say is, it’s no wonder those stuffed animals cry real tears. G’night, too.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 10:26 pm #
Headline glimpsed at Insty:
“Neighbors: Accused shooter everyone’s friend, hated Christianity”
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 10:34 pm #
Announcement: Lamb Cannon has an email, and a Domain name registered to him, and he’s the REIBER ROAD, not the Boy Scout Road, David Brown, (unless he has two addresses.)
The mail is furbox@lambcannon.com
The whois is here.
I have a feeling this is not news to some folks but there is is.
Plus there’s a lovely picture of him in Furry suit and nobody’s posted it that I can tell.
Comment by SarahW on 7/27 @ 10:35 pm #
there IT is. And I do mean IT.
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:37 pm #
That’s so… odd.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 10:40 pm #
Dork is too mild a term for this.
Comment by Aldo on 7/27 @ 10:47 pm #
Dread Cthulhu,
This guy isn’t just a peacnik. He seems to be a perv with a fetish for kids in diapers. I’m trying very hard to restrain myself from going into detail about the way this should be handled informally, because I don’t want to create any legal problems for Jeff.
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 10:51 pm #
That adult baby fetish just creeps me the fuck out, even without the “boy butts” angle.
I don’t give a shit if people are gay, and don’t even much care if they like dressing up in anthropomorphized animal costumes.
Poopy diapers just goes beyond the limit for me. There, I said it. Call me provincial.
Comment by Dread Cthulhu on 7/27 @ 10:52 pm #
Aldo: “This guy isn’t just a peacnik. He seems to be a perv with a fetish for kids in diapers. I’m trying very hard to restrain myself from going into detail about the way this should be handled informally, because I don’t want to create any legal problems for Jeff.”
A good game of “Bureaucracy,” once an accurate identification is made, is a good second option. I have mine own preferences, however. I confess I was making a general point. And I agree — returning to the specific, manners and restraint are the order of the day.
Comment by Dread Cthulhu on 7/27 @ 10:53 pm #
SB&P: “Poopy diapers just goes beyond the limit for me. There, I said it. Call me provincial.”
Fine, you’re provincial…
…’course, so am I.
Comment by CasSarahW on 7/27 @ 10:54 pm #
Happy feet. That’s odd. And this is odder.
Hotel-sharing furries, you’ve been warned.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 10:55 pm #
#138 serr8d
That’s about the nicest way to put it.
#162 SarahW
That’s excellent. Investigation complete, then.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 10:58 pm #
#170 CasSarahW
From his posts:
Oh dear Gawd!
Comment by happyfeet on 7/27 @ 10:59 pm #
It’s the especially on a hot day that really sells it.
Comment by Spiny Norman on 7/27 @ 11:00 pm #
Umm…. I think I need a drink.
:^/
Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 7/27 @ 11:13 pm #
Hotel-sharing furries, you’ve been warned.
It’d be a shame if he got ostracized by the furries for being a diaper freak.
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/27 @ 11:14 pm #
Sometimes I just have an overwhelming desire to, you know, just put it over my head and breathe it in.
I wonder: think he was wearing a squishy Depends and a sheep suit when he commented about me and my kid?
Comment by Ric Locke on 7/27 @ 11:24 pm #
Furries are no problem, as such*
Obsession is always a problem (thor, q.v.)
I wonder if the two David Browns know one another?
Regards,
Ric
Comment by thor - the non-substantive conditional on 7/27 @ 11:26 pm #
Your sharks replaced my crabs. I miss the endless back-to-back episodes of The Deadliest Catch.
Comment by Pat R. on 7/27 @ 11:27 pm #
The potential for irony is great here. All the excellent investigative work might well have scared him badly enough to…
Comment by Sean M. on 7/27 @ 11:39 pm #
Been gone all day. What’d I miss?
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 11:43 pm #
just mulching, stuff like that
Comment by CasSarahW on 7/27 @ 11:46 pm #
#179 Pat R. – it does sort of put a new spin on one of the first of his boojillion comments I read
“Astute Observation by Lamb Cannon
2008-03-25 07:03 AM
I love your website, but couldn’t let the reference to reagan’s there-there speeches in the early 1980s.
I was alive then and have no idea what you are talking about. Whenever that slack-jawed old criminal flapped his gums about anything remotely involving my well-being, I practically shat in my pajamas….[snip]”
And had a fine old time I’m sure.
Comment by Sdferr on 7/27 @ 11:49 pm #
Ha-ha……crap. I can’t communicate how hard I’m laughing at that SarahW.
Comment by Dewclaw on 7/27 @ 11:56 pm #
I found a cat a few days ago… and returned it to its owner when the lost cat poster went up today. A lovely Iraqi girl who is trying to get her US citizenship here in Colorado Springs was crying as I returned her beloved friend.
Made me feel good and better about things in general (especially after reading that JeffG is hanging it up)…
… and then I get back from Denver and find this furry freak drama raging on my favorite blog.
Two words…
Fucking Twatwaffle.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 7/28 @ 12:49 am #
ushie,
are you kidding? Rough weekend?
If he had spiders in his anus, it was probably one of the best weekends of his life!
And I am also thinking right now, how could anyone who’s face looks so much like a horse’s (why the long face?), have such an unbelievable body as Hillary Swank? My God! Do all women from trailer parks have bodies like that?
If so, I am going out tomorrow and buying a double wide and moving to Shreveport.
Jeebus! Someone please come and put me away. Soon! I am begging you!
Comment by Rusty on 7/28 @ 5:01 am #
#176
Don’t dwell on it. If he’s on the internet it means he’s holed up in his mom’s basement giggling insanely at the monitor and not out on the street bothering little girls and boys. So in a sense you’re doing his community a service
Comment by ushie on 7/28 @ 5:25 am #
I feel like running around and screaming, for some reason.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 7/28 @ 6:15 am #
See, Jeff, I see this as more pathetically amusing than threatening, but it’s not my kid, so not my call. Probably I’d feel differently if it was directed toward one of my kids.
Comment by B Moe on 7/28 @ 6:25 am #
I kind of thought that too, Slart, until I saw the link to his youtube collection of children in diapers. Somebody needs to be keeping a close eye on this fucker.
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Comment by SevenEleventy on 7/28 @ 7:25 am #
I wonder if they have special diets that are high in fiber. And if they have pets, do they diaper them as well? Why waste good skat?
Comment by Jeremy on 7/28 @ 10:06 am #
You guys got this far I’m sure
[Thanks very much, Jeremy, we did. But for now I'd rather Jeff just use the info as he likes. It would be a simple matter for anyone who wants to check out the Whois info from your link if they're really inclined]
Comment by Cowboy on 7/28 @ 5:51 pm #
#133:
Yuck.
That shit needs to be stomped.
Vigorously.
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thor: “Your sharks replaced my crabs.”
They have a shampoo for that, you know…
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