25. You become so convinced of your intellectual advantage over anyone without a Harvard degree that, should one of these unfortunate creatures presume to move beyond his or her station, it is only a matter of time, you suspect, before the true nature of that ‘person’s’ intellect is revealed — at which point you will be readied to pounce upon that moment with the resigned sniff you have spent years

More from Obama’s creepy cult of personality: Sen. Barack Obama’s presidential campaign launched an iPhone application on Thursday that turns the vaunted device into a political recruiting tool. The most notable feature “organizes and prioritizes your contacts by key battleground states, making it easy to reach out and make an impact quickly,” according to the software. On my phone, the application ranked contacts in Colorado, Michigan, and New Mexico at

Young lady with sub compact: “What bothered me about her were all those winks at the camera last night. I don’t care how cute you think you are, you can’t just wink at terrorists and make them forget about wanting to blow up schools and shopping malls.” Young man in baseball hat: “– Unless you’re Obama, of course.” Young lady with sub compact: “Well, that’s like, more metaphorical than what

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— Which results, I think, suggests quite a bit about both CBS and the kinds of “uncommitted voters” — all 470+ of these creatures — they polled. My guess? Going into last night’s debate, 300 or so of these folks weren’t sure if they were going to vote for Obama, for Nader, or try a write-in vote for Hugo Chavez or Miley Cyrus: CBS News and Knowledge Networks have conducted

Courtesy of the LA Times blog.

Fair. Balanced. Dignified. — Well, provided Reuters manages to have Palin checked for a secret earpiece — you know, just to be sure. And if that proves a dead end, perhaps Ms Ifill will be good enough to check Governor Palin’s oversized breeder pooter for some sort of walkie talkie connecting her directly to the Lord. Because let’s face it: this queen of the doublewides may be remarkably stupid. But

First up on the grill, Cynthia McKinney Crazywursts. No need for a bun. Just eat ’em au naturale, like you might a freshly killed black woman were you trapped inside the Superdome hoping to God Spike Lee finds you before you either starve to death or Bushco passes word along to his clandestine mercs the “go ahead and liquidate the cattle.”

“Radio reporter fired over Obama T-shirt”: Longtime Metro Detroit radio reporter Karen Dinkins has been fired after wearing a pro-Barack Obama T-shirt while covering a rally for the presidential candidate Sunday at the Detroit Public Library. Dinkins, who has worked at WWJ (950 AM) for 13 years, acknowledged that the radio station fired her Monday, but she did not elaborate. “I don’t want to comment at this time,” she said.

The leaves, they’re turning red and orange! Oh! How I do so love autumn…! — and bunnies. Fuzzy, hoppy, twitchy-nosed little bunnies!