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Tailgating the VP debate

First up on the grill, Cynthia McKinney Crazywursts.

No need for a bun. Just eat ’em au naturale, like you might a freshly killed black woman were you trapped inside the Superdome hoping to God Spike Lee finds you before you either starve to death or Bushco passes word along to his clandestine mercs the “go ahead and liquidate the cattle.”

41 Replies to “Tailgating the VP debate”

  1. Aldo says:

    Laugh all you want at Cynthia McKinney now. You’ll be crying when Obama appoints her as his Attorney General or National Security Advisor.

  2. Jeff G. says:

    I love the smell of desperation. Smells like……Victory.

    Uh, what?

  3. happyfeet says:

    The data was entered into a computer.

  4. urthshu says:

    Yeah, but I’m sure some civil service knob left that laptop in a coffeeshop in Fredericksburg. Somebody then bought a lot of houses with subprime loans using those names, crashing the economy.

  5. Darleen says:

    oh lord…and 5,000 families who show up at the prison facility and are told by the Watch “who?” never ever start any inquiries.

    I know McKinney is as mentally twisted as a four-day-old Twizler, abandoned in the alley behind the Rialto Theater in downtown Barstow after the midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show but what is with the small murmurs of mildly surprised agreement from the [unseen] audience?

    Someone get THEIR names now. There are Behavioral Health Centers with empty beds.

  6. Jeff Y. says:

    To quote Eddie Murphy, “the bitch crazy.”

  7. The Phillies are kicking butt, do I really have to watch the debate?

  8. colinmacdougall says:

    Hey, Lost, wanna see a filly kick butt? Watch the debate.

  9. Sdferr says:

    Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) just gaveled the House Rules committee to a close a few minutes ago. Looks like the Senate passed Financial Rescue bill is on its way to the House tomorrow.

    Rep. Slaughter has changed her hairstyle a bunch. She’s a bit of an odd bird, what with the heavy Southern accent and representing a district in upstate NY (Buffalo, Rochester).

  10. Hold on a sec, I’m still watching Cynthia. I think I’m in love. That’s just so awesome. Jeff man, there’s your book.

    Seriously man, you’d make bank.

  11. B Moe says:

    Well I think we just need to go look on the computer at the Pentagon and see if it is really on there.

  12. BTW, my wife called, FEMA showed up in my town today. Supposedly to help those affected by the windstorm after Hurricane Ike, but we had already eaten the all the whiners, so they just up and left. They didn’t even have time to enter any names in the computer, so they hired some random dude to go into the porta-potties and start counting dukey.

  13. JD says:

    Gotta love those Dems. That is commercial-grade SemenKKKleo krazy. Not that I would expect anything less than that from McKinney …

  14. dre says:

    Barracuda:

    But Chuck has seen his daughter handle herself in other perilous situations and come out all right. A few years ago, he watched her pilot husband Todd Palin’s commercial fishing boat in a storm. Todd was working at his oil-field job on the North Slope, and Palin and her father had been fishing on Bristol Bay. “It was the toughest work I’ve ever done, and it wasn’t only hard, it was dangerous,” Chuck says. At the end of the run, they had to get the boat on a trailer amid crashing surf. As cold, metallic-sheened waves tossed the trawler around, Chuck quailed.
    “I’m not doing that,” he said.

    “Get out of the way,” Palin said. “I’ll do it.”

    She did.

    link

  15. dre says:

    Billy O. Just franked Barney.

  16. JD says:

    That is whack-a-doodle bugfuck nuts.

  17. urthshu says:

    Sdferr-
    Slaughter’s ours. She totally sucks the pipe.

  18. Randy says:

    The people who elected her don’t deserve to be able to vote

  19. Kirk says:

    Actually, McKinney on one of her more lucid days, Id wager.

  20. Sdferr says:

    Musta been some damn fat happy gators for a while there. Cynthia ought to go get their depositions on tape right quick before they forget what went down. Albert never was big on the long-term memory thing. Leest, that’s what Pogo tole me.

    urthshu, whazzat sucks the pipe mean, I just don’t know the locution? Though I do recall a NJ congresswoman who smoked a pipe, Millicent Fenwick, I think.

  21. urthshu says:

    You can tell that folks who swallow this shit don’t really believe it themselves. I mean, everybody here seems to me to be persons of conviction – so I’ll put it to you: If you believed that your government shot 5000 prisoners and hid the bodies in a swamp, would you even stay in the country? Would you quietly release a little youtube snippet or would you be spitting mad, taking up arms?

  22. SarahW says:

    Um, goiter. And pop-eyes. I wonder if she might have Graves disease – while some only experience some depression or sluggishness, it can ti[ a person into actual nutbar-ness.

  23. Bob Reed says:

    Ms. McKinney is an effen whackjob…

  24. urthshu says:

    Sdferr –
    “sucks the pipe” = “hogs dogs logs”, something similar to “eats shit”

  25. Mr. Pink says:

    Is this the same Congresswoman that punched a cop?

  26. Sdferr says:

    Yepper, she’s the one Pink.

  27. McGehee says:

    If you believed that your government shot 5000 prisoners and hid the bodies in a swamp, would you even stay in the country?

    I hate to say, I might be e-mailing the government suggestions for the next round.

    “Did you get all the child molesters yet? How about the cannibal serial killers? Oh, and we can’t leave out the homegrown al Qaeda types…”

  28. JD says:

    She is like the hershey squirts after a 3 AM Taco Bell run … the kind that no matter how hard you squeeze, they just keep on coming back … like the Energizer Bunny of teh krazy.

  29. Darleen says:

    Another eyeopening of Leftwing conspiracists, you should stand in awe of Dennis Prager’s patience while interviewing Naomi Wolf this morning

    http://dennisprager.townhall.com/TalkRadio/Show.aspx?RadioShowID=3&ContentGuid=7b6033fb-c49c-45b8-9051-13c7bc13b617

  30. SarahW says:

    More general link for psychiatric manifestations possibly affecting McKinney as a result of her very visible thyroid condition.

  31. Sdferr says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmm, sweetbreads.

  32. SarahW says:

    Excerpt from that medscape link:

    It is well-known that thyrotoxicosis can present with behavioral, judgment, and memory problems. Many patients with hyperthyroidism complain of anxiety, lability of mood, and dysthymia that can occasionally be severe enough to disrupt work or interpersonal relationships. These symptoms are explainable on the basis of the increased circulating levels of thyroid hormones. In a minority of patients, however, the mental and psychological abnormalities can assume the form of major and incapacitating psychiatric disorders like panic disorder, mania, major depression, and psychotic manifestations, including persecutory delusions and paranoid behavior.[1,2] Indeed, thyrotoxicosis has been put forth as a cause of organic psychosis.[3,4] These more severe psychiatric features have almost exclusively been described in patients with Graves disease and toxic goiter,[5,6] and their occurrence depends upon the severity and duration of disease and the underlying predisposition of the individual to psychiatric instability. They parallel the medical illness and often remit with successful therapy of the hyperthyroid state.

  33. Dave in SoCal says:

    Another eyeopening of Leftwing conspiracists, you should stand in awe of Dennis Prager’s patience while interviewing Naomi Wolf this morning

    I caught a few minutes of that interview after dropping my wife off at LAX this morning and wondered “who is this batsh!t crazy woman Prager is talking to?”. I got to work before I could find out. Thanks for the tip, Darleen!

  34. ccoffer says:

    If I could see some video of her licking ants off a stick, I would all of a sudden be in the Darwinian camp.

  35. Slartibartfast says:

    That there is some pharmaceutical-grade crazy.

    But she’s your Green Party Presidential candidate! Stand tall, Green Party!

  36. Bubba Thudd says:

    5,000 bodies? Killed by headshots? In New Orleans – vodoo capital of the U.S. After Katrina turned the 9th ward into a toxic swamp of chemical-stew? Sounds like the Government saved us from a major zombie outbreak!

  37. MAJ (P) John says:

    Odd, I was deployed to N.O. with the 33rd ASG. We had two NCOs help grab a couple of looters and held them down while what was left of the N.O.P.D. came by to collect them – but we didn’t shoot anyone. I barely even saw any people in ‘Nawlins. Of course that only means they were in the secret internment camps, right? Must have been over by Monroe…

  38. alppuccino says:

    So there’s a swamp in Louisiana that’s perfect for discarding bodies?

    mental note

  39. joseph buzz says:

    Dude, We need to make sure that Green Party gets on the ballots. Some of Obama’s most progressive followers may decide to pull a lever for her.

  40. TmjUtah says:

    “Monroe” is my most favorite evah word to say, being mostly southern in mien and speech…

    “I say, have you been over to MaaaahnrOe, lateleh?”

    Guess you had to be there.

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