“Three suspected Palestinian informers for Israel were shot and wounded by masked militiamen Monday in a downtown square in Ramallah,” the Nando Times

“Three suspected Palestinian informers for Israel were shot and wounded by masked militiamen Monday in a downtown square in Ramallah,” the Nando Times

Today’s protein wisdom motto: “One person’s ‘privacy‘ (okay, okay — two people’s) is another person’s ‘guess-I’ll-be-dressing-up-in-a-raincoat-and-sunglasses-and-ploppin’-down-my-five-bucks-just-like-every-other-love-handle-sportin’-closet-pervert-who-doesn’t-have-a-chance-in-hell-of-seeing-either-of-these-two-women-naked-other-than-by-supporting-men’s-mags-whose-editors-hire-sleazy-photographers-to-spy-on-said-women-until-they’re-able-to-snap-that-money-shot’ (whew!) gift from the nudie picture gods.”

Today’s protein wisdom motto: “One person’s ‘privacy‘ (okay, okay — two people’s) is another person’s ‘guess-I’ll-be-dressing-up-in-a-raincoat-and-sunglasses-and-ploppin’-down-my-five-bucks-just-like-every-other-love-handle-sportin’-closet-pervert-who-doesn’t-have-a-chance-in-hell-of-seeing-either-of-these-two-women-naked-other-than-by-supporting-men’s-mags-whose-editors-hire-sleazy-photographers-to-spy-on-said-women-until-they’re-able-to-snap-that-money-shot’ (whew!) gift from the nudie picture gods.”

Today’s International Tension Headline: “Japanese PM visits shrine, sparks protests“ Related: Christiane Amanpour (*cough cough War Slut cough*) blames Ariel Sharon for instigating tensions in China and South Korea, and demands he pull out of Bethlehem, resign as Prime Minister, stand trial for war crimes, and give Yasser Arafat his entire 1952 Topps set — including the Mickey Mantle rookie card (which, rumor has it, is in near-mint condition…).

“Britain’s oldest man, a member of the country’s increasingly exclusive club of people who have lived during three centuries, has died at the age of 109, his caregivers said Friday. Fred Moore died Sunday at the home for the elderly [Quaker House] where he lived in New Milton, Hampshire, in southern England,” The Washington Post

“Britain’s oldest man, a member of the country’s increasingly exclusive club of people who have lived during three centuries, has died at the age of 109, his caregivers said Friday. Fred Moore died Sunday at the home for the elderly [Quaker House] where he lived in New Milton, Hampshire, in southern England,” The Washington Post

A reader writes: “[…] You have a foul mouth. Can’t you think of any words to use other than curse words?” A: Yes, plenty. Now sod off.

So Tim Ahmann and his crew of journo-puppets — reporting for Reuters — have a different take on the Anti-globo, “Jews-are-Devils” patchouli-fest happening in D.C. than, say,

Zonitics’ Edward Boyd’s been