Today’s protein wisdom motto:

“One person’s ‘invasion of privacy‘ (okay, okay — two people’s) is another person’s ‘guess-I’ll-be-dressing-up-in-a-raincoat-and-sunglasses-and-ploppin’-down-my-five-bucks-just-like-every-other-love-handle-sportin’-closet-pervert-who-doesn’t-have-a-chance-in-hell-of-seeing-either-of-these-two-women-naked-other-than-by-supporting-men’s-mags-whose-editors-hire-sleazy-photographers-to-spy-on-said-women-until-they’re-able-to-snap-that-money-shot’ (whew!) gift from the nudie picture gods.”

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