Today’s International Tension Headline: “Japanese PM visits shrine, sparks protests“

Related: Christiane Amanpour (*cough cough War Slut cough*) blames Ariel Sharon for instigating tensions in China and South Korea, and demands he pull out of Bethlehem, resign as Prime Minister, stand trial for war crimes, and give Yasser Arafat his entire 1952 Topps set — including the Mickey Mantle rookie card (which, rumor has it, is in near-mint condition…).