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The John Kerry Names His Running Mate haiku

for John Edwards “I think your hair is perfect! We are so going to nail the chick vote.”

Sporting Club Confusion (or, curse of the blue bloods)

Purported also-rans for the Democratic Vice-Presidential nomination, 2004

Gorgonzola cheese Jaguar XK8 convertible coupe Lime twists The Collected Essays of Simone De beauvoir Mandrake root (mayapple) “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” John Hobbs Croquet mallets Wicker chaise Dick Gephardt

Milestones, 5

Happy 6th-month birthday, S*tchel! If you’re reading this, I think you’re the cat’s pajamas!

Cpl. Wassef Ali Hassoun update

Reuters: “Kidnappers in Iraq released on Tuesday a Lebanese-born U.S. marine they were once thought to have decapitated, his brother said.” Wassef Ali Hassoun’s brother Sami, speaking from the northern Lebanese city of Tripoli, said his family had received word Hassoun was alive and had been freed in the early hours, but declined to specify the source of the information. The U.S. military in Baghdad could not immediately confirm that

Fifth in a series of real-time empirical observations

In the time it took me to write this post, I could have been doing just about anything else that took this long to do. Readers of this post will find a similar calculus obtains on their end, as well.

Overheard at Michael Moore’s 4th of July Cookout

Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”

Overheard at Michael Moore’s 4th of July Cookout

Moore: “…Now, when you say cherry bombs, does that mean I shouldn’t have been removing the stems and eating them by the fistful all afternoon…?”

Yes, but we mean connections connections

Today’s must-read article: “There They Go Again,” by the Weekly Standard’s Stephen Hayes. An excerpt: As early as 1994 […] Osama bin Laden had expressed a willingness to work with Saddam Hussein. It was the Iraqis, per the 9/11 Commission report, who were reluctant to work with al Qaeda. But were they? According to numerous intelligence reports dating back to the Clinton administration, Iraq provided chemical weapons training (and perhaps

Hey, where is the dancing monkey?

It’s a holiday. Please, have a daiquiri or something.