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Wheeling News Register: 

protein wisdom responds: Sounds good, let’s do it. I’ll bring the coleslaw.

Wheeling News Register: 

protein wisdom responds: Sounds good, let’s do it. I’ll bring the coleslaw.

Monday musing (with the aid of what it turns out is pretty powerful prescription medication)

Were Ted Kennedy a bowling ball instead of a beefy, patrician, hydrocephalic Massachusetts Senator, Mary Jo Kopechne might very well be alive today. Because it’s difficult to drown in laquered wood flooring. And because bowling balls tend to be very careful drivers. Q.E.D. …is it hot in here?

from the protein wisdom archives (originally posted April 20, 2002)

For those of you interested in such things, here’s an extended prose poem / short short story I wrote several years back. Regular posting will resume soon. Isaac and Rachel: A Love Song Analepsis/Prolepsis This is how his father was. Opportunity for prayer, which the old man couched in the secular “giving thanks,” lay open everywhere, a ubiquitous pressing together of fleshy palms, a collision of large-fingered hams pruning the

Random Al Franken thought, Friday, July 9, follow-up

*Oooof* Seems herring doesn’t much care for me, though…

Random Al Franken thought, Friday, July 9

What can I say? I like herring.

Game called due to rain

Go watch a movie or something. I’m quite tired.

Another moment of unabashed pragmatism

Right now I just don’t care. But I’m willing to reconsider (as the situation warrants).

A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (eighteenth in a series)

Karma Repair Kit: Items 1 – [5] 1. Get enough food to eat,         and eat it. 2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet,         and sleep there. 3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise      until you arrive at the silence of yourself         and listen to it. [4. Remember: while Michael Moore does have lots and       lots of money, he still has to walk around spending it in that         horrific,

Foreign dignitary endorses Kerry, if by “endorses” one means something along the lines of “is terrif

From the Jerusalem Post: “It would be ‘catastrophic’ for the Middle East if Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry was elected to the White House, a former Kuwaiti ambassador to Washington said in comments published Wednesday.” Sheik Saud Al Nasser Al Sabah, who was Kuwait’s ambassador to the United States when Republican President George Bush formed a US-led coalition to liberate Kuwait from Saddam Hussein’s Iraqi army in the 1991 Gulf