Go watch a movie or something. I’m quite tired.
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Wet yourself again, did you?
Roll the tarps out, keep your arm loose and stay dry, Jeff. I’m sure we’ll get the game in anyway…
Jeff:
How ‘bout showing some old re-runs of “Good Times” or “Charles In Charge” while we wait it out?
I would prefer some “This Week in Baseball” re-runs from the 80s. “How ‘bout that.”
Double to the gap with two on, Badger. Nice one.
Rest up, and I hope you feel better soon.
feel better!
Good call, David. Mel Allen and TWIB. And that theme music…the BEST!!! I’m glad I stopped watching before it Jumped The Shark.
It rains in Colorado? Say it ain’t so!
If the rain’s metaphorical, get better, man. Hope it works out okay.
I can’t go to a movie, I’m at work. Entertain me.
Knock knock
I think while Jeff’s feelin’ under the weather it’s our job to entertain him. No knock-knock jokes, Beck !
Okay then. Welcome to tonight’s poetry reading/plane crash/… dammit, Beck, I said no knock-knock jokes !
Where was I … /stream of consciousness show. I expect some good stuff here, people. We need to … OK, already, Beck. Fine. Have it your way.
Who’s there ?
Orange.
Okay–it’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it:
Orange Who?
Orange you gonna let me in?
In the history of jokes that play on the phonological confusion between citrus fruits and the interrogative form of the verb to be, this one has always held pride of place. In my view. YMMV.
You are wise in the ways of humorous vegetation Patrick.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Okay. Someone help me out. I don’t know YMMV.
Your Mileage May Vary.