Teresa Heinz Kerry just let one rip. A bad one, too — like spoiled meatloaf sick on deviled eggs and asparagus. Naturally, she’s blaming it on her Colombian sous chef — whom she’s just fired, even as she pinches off another nasty airmuffin in his wake. How utterly predictable.*
July 15, 2004
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 27
Deadbeat neighbor: “…All’s I’m saying is, they really do have better hair.” Me: “I told you, shut up about the hair.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Fine. Have it your way…” Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “…but it’s the truth…” Me: “Where’s my shovel? You didn’t steal my goddamn shovel again, did you, you sneaky bastard?”
July 15, 2004
Waxing ontological
Were John Edwards an octagon instead of a filthy rich plaintiff’s attorney playing at Democratic populist politics, there’d be, like, eight Americas — making it that much more difficult to choose a vacation spot. Which, y’know, no thank you. So. Good thing Senator Edwards is not an octagon, is all I have to say.
July 15, 2004
Arnold Kling asks, “How Much Worse Off Are We?” economically than we were in the 70s…
…and the answer, to paraphrase David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel* is…none…much worse off are we were in the 1970s. Oh. And about those two Americas…? Today, there are two Americas. One America agrees with [Vermont] Congressman [Bernie] Sanders [who said, “
July 15, 2004
Arnold Kling asks, “How Much Worse Off Are We?” economically than we were in the 70s…
…and the answer, to paraphrase David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel* is…none…much worse off are we were in the 1970s. Oh. And about those two Americas…? Today, there are two Americas. One America agrees with [Vermont] Congressman [Bernie] Sanders [who said, “
July 15, 2004
Teresa Heinz Kerry is handed a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese™
THK: “I quite like the blue packaging… Tell me, is this the same thing as Spam? Or is Spam a different thing that poor people eat…?”
July 15, 2004
Teresa Heinz Kerry is handed a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese™
THK: “I quite like the blue packaging… Tell me, is this the same thing as Spam? Or is Spam a different thing that poor people eat…?”
July 15, 2004
Shannon Elizabeth comments on l’affaire de Plame
“Well, I don’t know much specifically about that, but I do love French words and phrases. It’s such a romantic language, French is… Say, have I ever shown you my nipples? Like the lids to a couple of Tupperware bowls, only brownish. I’m really quite proud of them.” update: “…Yellowcake? Gee, I don’t know that I’ve ever had it, but it sounds really yummy. Y’know, I’ll try anything once.”
July 15, 2004
Yes, but we mean connections connections, 2
For his continuing effort to disrupt the mainstream media’s narrative that the Bushies foisted lies and misleading innuendo about an Iraq – al-Qaeda connection on an overly trusting American public, The Weekly Standard’s Stephen Hayes should be regularly congratulated. July 5/12 WS: “Bill Clinton Was Right…There was a Saddam-Osama connection and we’re learning more every day.” Meanwhile the men at the top of the administration [former State Department spokesman James
Shannon Elizabeth comments on l’affaire de Plame
“Well, I don’t know much specifically about that, but I do love French words and phrases. It’s such a romantic language, French is… Say, have I ever shown you my nipples? Like the lids to a couple of Tupperware bowls, only brownish. I’m really quite proud of them.” update: “…Yellowcake? Gee, I don’t know that I’ve ever had it, but it sounds really yummy. Y’know, I’ll try anything once.”