Deadbeat neighbor: “…All’s I’m saying is, they really do have better hair.”
Me: “I told you, shut up about the hair.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Fine. Have it your way…”
Me:
Deadbeat neighbor: “…but it’s the truth…”
Me: “Where’s my shovel? You didn’t steal my goddamn shovel again, did you, you sneaky bastard?”
Can’t front on that… your neighbor’s like Spoonie Gee, well he’s the metro-politician.
Sarah Silverman is hot.
But not hot enough to get her own post ? You know what you have to do.
And mention breasts again – I like that part.