Were John Edwards an octagon instead of a filthy rich plaintiff’s attorney playing at Democratic populist politics, there’d be, like, eight Americas — making it that much more difficult to choose a vacation spot. Which, y’know, no thank you.
So. Good thing Senator Edwards is not an octagon, is all I have to say.
Perhaps if John Edwards were an octogon, he would be a bloody martial arts competition where it’s kill or be killed, and Chuck Norris has to come in and clean it up, making the world safe again.
(Insert clever Spiderman 2 reference here.)
All you are saying, maybe.
But you are also clearly implying that since Edwards is talking about two Americas, he must therefore be a 2-dimensional being, lacking depth in any way.
…works for me.
Shouldn’t that be “Waxing Octagonological”?