…to all the guest bloggers who in my absence filled this site with such…relevance. Seldom has protein wisdom been so timely and topical, and for that I thank each and every one of you. Of course, now that I’m back, we can put at end to all that “substance” nonsense, which frankly strikes me as being very time consuming. Instead, it’s time to get back to what my readers so
October 12, 2004
protein wisdom: the homecoming revelation
When in doubt, always smell the milk first.
October 9, 2004
protein wisdom: the second Presidential debate verdict (rendered from Hell)
Bush: Stetson cologne and a belt with a buckle. Kerry: imported soap made from heat-pasteurized baby ostrich fat and scented with crumbled lilac. Wispy fop belt by Pierre Cardin. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have locust and brimstone bits to comb out of my hair.
October 8, 2004
Notes from hell
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the fuck away from my mother. Incidentally, babies and air travel go together like Joshua Micah Marshall and anything cool.
October 7, 2004
red pills found behind the sofa cushions, outtake
Question: if someone were to accidentally ingest, say, 13 Sudafed all at once, would that person necessarily die? Or would he, y’know, feel like he’s just snorted two pounds of hot Kuwaiti sand through a rolled-up dollar bill, then wake up refreshed and completely decongested the following morning? **** update: hypothetically, I mean.
October 6, 2004
protein wisdom: the sojourn
I’ll be heading back east for a few days to visit family and friends in Baltimore, but I leave protein wisdom in the capable hands of a collection of superb guest bloggers, some of whom will doubtless take pot shots at me in my absence, Bill. Guests include Allah (Allah is in the House), Michele (A Small Victory), Bill INDC (INDC Journal), Steve Green (Vodkapundit), Moxie (Moxie.nu), Steve H (Hog
October 6, 2004
Tipton, IA – a confused John Kerry tries pandering to the new media
Kerry: “The blogger who most influenced me…? That would have to be Jesus. And I say that without hesitation, and from the very bottom of my soul…” **** update: “…have a mentioned that I’m an enormous fan of the wafer? Because I am.” update 2: “Vietnam.”
October 6, 2004
Another moment of unabashed pragmatism
Nobody’s forcing you to do this, you know. If you’re not feeling well, stop whining and take a nap.
October 6, 2004
A few more things I wish had come up during last evening’s Vice Presidential debate that didn’t
Victor Davis Hanson / Thucydides “X Files” season 2 hasenpfeffer Dan Rather’s TxANG record who invented liquid soap and why? Comedy Central’s Harland Williams: Gay? Or just a big fan of Elvis? more hasenpfeffer Al Gore’s invention of a virtual worldwide porn distribution network. And tongue kissing. a strong Edwards denial of al Qaeda links to Saddam based on “information given to me by this really trustworthy guy I know