Question: if someone were to accidentally ingest, say, 13 Sudafed all at once, would that person necessarily die? Or would he, y’know, feel like he’s just snorted two pounds of hot Kuwaiti sand through a rolled-up dollar bill, then wake up refreshed and completely decongested the following morning?
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update: hypothetically, I mean.
Oh. And what if he hypothetically downed them with a boilermaker and a half a Guinness?
Grain alcohol + overdose of over-the-counter medicine = state of reality altered so much that you couldn’t give a shit if you’ve got a cold or not. As you come down from Valhalla or wherever the hell you were, the bugs realise you’re crazier than a shithouse rat and get out of Dodge.
Well, it works for me.
What’s the big deal about 13 Sudafed? I take more than that for a routine case of the sniffles.
But then, I suppose not everyone has sinuses big enough to store a year’s supply of food and Scotch in.
You wouldn’t die, you would just be woozy enough to think that going home and visiting family might be fun.
guess you found out—just in time, too; one must sign for the sudafed now. The Man, watchin’ our every move.
Send the sea creatures to him….