Well, no, but I’m afraid there won’t be much dancing today, anyway. The little guy injured himself Wednesday throwing me batting practice, and he’s just now able to get out of bed after taking a vicious line drive off the snout. Which, I feel bad for him an all, but then that’s what you get when you leave your slider flat and hanging out over the plate like a ripe
Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #13
From BBC News, “Madrassa foreigners ‘must leave’”: Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf says all foreign students at madrassas, or religious schools, some 1,400 pupils, must leave the country. “Any (foreigners) in the madrassas—even dual nationality holders—will leave Pakistan,” Gen Musharraf said. This is the latest in a series of measures the president has announced in a renewed clampdown on extremism. Madrassas have been in the spotlight after one of the London
a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 6
You know, for an older gentleman, G. Gordon Liddy is really quite sexy. Not that I’m gay, mind you. God forbid. No, seriously: God forbid.
Useful Idiots, and their army of Useful Idiots
When you see arguments like this one beginning to circulate through the left side of the blogosphere (where it will doubtless gain traction, then be dutifully repeated by Keith Olbermann and the folks at Air America, and finally by more mainstream outlets), it’s useful to revisit Howard Kurtz’ July 21 column, which offers this enlightening insight into the progressive strategy for derailing Bush’s court choices: The lightning-quick attacks [on SCOTUS
Four 7/21 London Suspects in Custody
From FOXNews: All four men suspected of trying to plant bombs in London’s transit system on July 21 are now in police custody in London and Rome, several media outlets reported Friday. Two of the suspects were picked up in west London following raids by heavily armed police, the reports said. London police did not confirm their identities. Italian police in Rome arrested Osman Hussain a naturalized British citizen from
Factual Disconnect
As an antidote to the consistently defeatest talking-head punditry of, say, Chris Matthews and his ilk, I think it useful here to excerpt a bit of Austin Bay’s evocative—though no less troubling (in that it points out the essential disconnect between the facts on the ground in Iraq and public perception in the US, a perception driven by an increasingly hostile media still enamored with its Vietnam / Watergate legacy
Scenes from planet MSNBC
From last evening’s “Hardball w/ Chris Matthews” comes this bizarre bit: Shortly after New York Times columnist Bob Herbert condemned the US for forcing democracy on Iraqis “at the point of a gun,” Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen had this to say: “There’s another word for ‘insurgents’ in Iraq, and that’s ‘residents.’” Not to be outdone, Matthews himself (channeling Brian Williams) then added: “‘Insurgents’ are what the British called us in
We have met the enemy, and he is NOT us
An X-Ray view of one of the unexploded devices found in the trunk of the bomber’s car shows that it was designed to inflict massive damage—source: ABC News. Sure, it looks scary. But don’t despair! Instead, think of this as a way to understand the root causes of terrorism! Take a few minutes to name each nail in this undetonated bomb for an offense the West has committed against Islam.
My third brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick
Merrick: “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!” me: “I don’t care.” Merrick: “I AM A HUMAN BEING!” me: “Whatever.” Merrick: me: Merrick: “There’s no reason to be so dismissive about it, you know.” me: “Just wipe your mouth, will you? You’ve gotten the creme filling from your donut everywhere again.”

Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the news that President Bush will name John Bolton as a recess appointee to the UN Ambassadorship
Garrett: “Off topic, I know. But dude —you really wanna nuke Mecca…?