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My third brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick

Merrick:  “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!”

me: “I don’t care.”

Merrick:  “I AM A HUMAN BEING!”

me: “Whatever.”

Merrick

me:

Merrick:  “There’s no reason to be so dismissive about it, you know.”

me: “Just wipe your mouth, will you?  You’ve gotten the creme filling from your donut everywhere again.”

7 Replies to “My third brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick”

  1. Major John says:

    So, if you are from the spirit world, Krispy Kreme is harmless as far as weight gain, right?

  2. me says:

    Freakaphobe!

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’m not afraid of freaks.  I just want them to have a little self respect.

  4. SarahW says:

    You’re worried about Donut filling? Just wait till the chest-burster pops out.

    The turing word is Space

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’m afraid only you, me, and Yaphet Kotto think that’s funny, SarahW…

  6. gail says:

    I think I hear the armadillo yelling, “And vice versa…”

  7. CraigC says:

    You know, technically, he is an animal.

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