“You’ve probably already heard by now, Billy, but there’s a grass roots effort pushing me to run for Senate. Against that Feinstein lady. Who, not to put too fine a point on it, sounds kind of like a Zionist. Which is not to say that’s a bad thing, necessarily—I mean, despite what some Rethugs on the internet say, I’m a friend to the Hebes, and some of my best friends
If instead of a chubby red-faced blue-blood throwing a fit on the Senate floor over America’s imminent return to the days of Jim Crow, back-alley abortions, and scotch and sodas in highball glasses, Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) was the drummer for 80s super group, Asia
Kennedy: “It’s not so much that I don’t like the title, you understand—in fact, as power trio titles go, ‘The Smile Has Left Your Eyes’ is really rather catchy. It’s just that…well—let’s just say some wag is bound to bring up that whole ‘Mary Jo Kopechne gasping for air breath at the bottom of a pond in my Delta ‘88’-thing. Which, if it’s all the same to you fellas, I
BREAKING: Smart Balance Spread has introduced a new microwave popping corn with NO trans-fats and NO hydrogenated oils—and an Omega 3 blend that may in fact REDUCE cholesterol (UPDATED TO INCLUDE LINKS TO A CONTEST I CARE NOT A WHIT ABOUT)
—and yet al Qaeda, with its medievalist sweet teas and lamb-and-date stews, still thinks it stands a chance against microwavable modernity. Which is sad, because this IS a delicious, buttery-tasting popcorn that literally cleans your arteries while you enjoy its tasty crunchy cornbuttery goodness we’re talking about—versus, like, mandatory prayer, sand, and chicks rolled in burlap like scratching posts. So, y’know—you might not wanna put all your eggs in that
The Kennedy / Kerry / Pelosi Effect? Or Speaking Power to Truth?
It seems the orchestrated administration pushback against a half-year of incessant (and largely disingenuous and opportunistic) media and Dem leadership-criticism has won back—at least provisionally, and for the time being—the majority of Bush supporters, the numbers once again approximating the 2004 electoral outcome. I wrote several times in earlier posts on Bush approval ratings that I believed, looking at the internals, that it was a GOP / conservative mutiny that
New Zawahiri tape shows terror-leader defiant, predicting more US defeats (rough translation from the original; with thanks to Jim Zorn)
[update: Welcome tbogg readers! Here, grab a handful of these and try to follow along: ………………………….. And remember: if things get too hairy, you can always just click your heels together three times, mutter “Bush lied” over and over again, and hurriedly hit the “back” button on your browsers.] ***** Additional reporting here, here, and here. See also, Stop the ACLU, Conservababes, Gameshout, Opinion Bug, Jawa Report, Michelle Malkin (who
“Mexico arrests four undocumented, U.S.-bound Iraqis”
From the AP: Mexico says its arrested four Iraqis who were trying to sneak into the United States without the proper documents. Mexico’s Attorney General’s office says police—acting on an anonymous tip—found the four aboard a bus in the northern city of Navajoa (nav-ah-HO-. That’s about 375 miles south of the Arizona border). The statement says the Iraqis were in Mexico illegally. Officials are investigating the background of the four
You can’t spell “nuance” without the “dunce.” Or rather, you CAN, but in this case, why even try
Both Gates of Vienna and Neo-neocon finds a great deal of strangly redundant nuance in Guardian Senior correspondent Jonathan Steele’s suggestion that Europeans use the “recent Hamas victory as a chance for Europe to try its more nuanced approach to the Middle East conflict.” I’ve touched a bit on this myself — the idea that Europe has not been heading this “peace process” for years now while relying on a
Who are Yoo? Who who, who who? (UPDATED TO ADDRESS THE “UNITARY EXECUTIVE THEORY” CANARD NOW MAKING THE ROUNDS ON THE LEFT AND IN SOME CIVIL LIBERTIES ABSOLUTISTS CIRCLES)
Though to listen to many on the left, John Yoo was never so much “deputy assistant attorney general” under President Bush from 2001-2003 as he was a crazed proto-totalitarian race traitor (who, when he wasn’t butchering the constitution, was sitting naked on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial fetishizing executive power), the legal case he lays out briefly to the WSJ’s Paul Gigot on the “Journal Editor Report” for authorization
My first brief conversation with a real estate agent in Firestone, Colorado
Me: ”I’m sorry, how much?” Serena, the real estate agent: “$350 thousand for this particular configuration. Which, do keep in mind that the tiling in the bathroom is included, as are both the dishwasher and the range.” Me: “I see. So, say I let you keep the dishwasher. Can we maybe get it down into the neighborhood of, I dunno, $200 thousand?” Serena, the real estate agent: “Well, that’s possible,
Sunday Morning’s Coming Down (and with have the intercepts to prove it)
Here. Today I’ll let Powerline do some of the heavy lifting on the NSA “domestic spy” story so that I can get out of the house for a bit. Here, they raise some interesting points about the rather directed coverage of the story from WaPo , Newsweek, and, naturally NYT. An excerpt: The most deeply misleading aspect of the Times article […] is its treatment of the federal court precedents
