—and yet al Qaeda, with its medievalist sweet teas and lamb-and-date stews, still thinks it stands a chance against microwavable modernity.
Which is sad, because this IS a delicious, buttery-tasting popcorn that literally cleans your arteries while you enjoy its tasty crunchy cornbuttery goodness we’re talking about—versus, like, mandatory prayer, sand, and chicks rolled in burlap like scratching posts. So, y’know—you might not wanna put all your eggs in that “rebuilding the Caliphate” basket just yet, holy warriors.
In other (demi-related) news, the Senate votes 72-25 to invoke cloture, ending a similar though inverted zealot’s fantasy (here, the liberal Democratic leaderships’
of preventing the unholy slouching toward a theocratic SCOTUS by filibustering Samuel Alito, whose desire to control the wombs of women is second only to his deference to the Executive branch’s insistence that we, as a country, must do just that.
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update: Has it been three days already? I can’t be certain. But It sure seems like it’s getting close.
And so the dark night of theocratic fascism falls across Amerikkka. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY (NON-EXISTENT) UTERUS, SAMUEL ALITO!!!!
Actually, watching the Kosmonauts go into full-on froth mode is going to be very amusing.
BECAUSE THE SPAWN OF TORQUEMADA WILL RULE US ALL!!!
Womb with a View?
BEHOLD THE AWESOME AND MIGHTY POWER OF THE UNITARY EXECUTIVE!
er, no one told me that the war was being fought over sweet tea and lamb stew vs. fake buttered popcorn, ‘cause I might just have to side with Al Q on that one.
As opposed to what? The standard issue Episcopalian executive? My grandmother always told me that Episcopalians and Unitarians were pretty much the same thing.
:peter
I have to agree with David, watching the Kossacks is amusing, losers…
Watch C-Span2 right now, only the Senate could vote 72-25 to end debate, then start arguing about it after they voted against it. No wonder poor ole Kerry gets confused so easy.
Episcopalian = Catholic-Lite. All the Papist pomp and glitter, less damnation and pedophilia.
Unitarian = Religion-Lite. Vacant platitudes and non-judgmental lack of dogma.
Lite Beer = Less taste, less filling.
– I was going to say Goldstein…. Its been almost three minutes since the last time you thought about it….Nag nag nag….
… Should’nt that be “UTITARY EXCUTIVE”?…or just “TITS” for short….
– Highly enjoyable watching Kennedrunk raging against the dying of the lefts “back door judicial” scam. He was almost down to getting on his hands and knees and pleading to the effect….”Hey all you wonderful al Qaeda-bats back home….look at me….I’m doing everything I can to try to obstruct trully representative government….. just keep that in mind when you go to vote in November please….plllleeeeeaaaassseeee” – What a useless form of human cellular matter…..
In protest, I have cut out my own uterus, plopped an imperial Burger King crown on its fundus and mailed it to Judge Samuel Alito.
What gives? Did Senator Horseface not return from Davos to vote in the great lemming parade of ‘ot six?
72-26 would have looked so much better for the Kossies.
Nice to see that 72% of the Senate is “out of the mainstream.” I hate that one almost as much as “domestic spying.”
Uncle Teddy almost had an aneurysm right there, live, on CSpan.
Almost.
Damn.
Catholic: believes in transubstantiation and the Apotles’ Creed.
Episcopalian: believes Thomas More was a wait.
Baptist: Believes in the inerrancy of the Bible and in local control.
Unitarian: Believe in coffee and doughnuts on Sunday morning.
He’s certain. He feels it.
Vlad, did he ever say which country he was referring to?
Feelings, nothing more than feelings . . .
Dead heat at 22% as of this moment.
If anyone’s interested, Michelle has links to the transcript and video of Teddy’s meltdown.
wow, just saw a clip if kennedy. maybe if he’d cried…..
– You nailed it McGehee – the left wants so badly to believe the Presidents real name is Jacques Bush…..
I especially liked his “wrong judge at the wrong time…” 2004 campaign redux. He looked like he realized it sounded stupid in the middle of it, but brazened it out.
Does the left really believe that Justice Alito is going to usher in the dark ages?!?! I thought all the hoopla was their attempt at power politics, but I’m beginning to think they really mean it.
– Matthew – What the left believes in is the state of the DNC coffers, and right now its about equal to the rainfall in Arizona. With the 2006 election campaigning about to start, you might say they’re a tad panicky…..
Matthew O
Does the left really believe that Justice Alito is going to usher in the dark ages?!?!
There’s a lot of gals in San Francisco with coathangers in their hair who are true believers.
There’s a music cue in there somewhere …
So, the popcorns cleans your pipes and Bush just cleaned the Democrats’?
Matthew  Anytime somebody but them is in power, they really mean it.
Does the left really believe that Justice Alito is going to usher in the dark ages?!?!
This is the mindset.
I think thats a Rogers and Hammerstein show tune Darleen…..
“I wanna wash that baby right outta my womb…I wanna dump that bundle of responsibility soon….. (coda): “Clang clang clang goes the trolley… whirr whirr whirr goes the drill…”
Streisand walks on stage left (In jooish oye’ vay voice) – “Hey bupka…It’s my womb, I’ll redecorate anyway I want…” – rim shot
75-25.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to sneak up behind Justice Stevens and shout “Boo!”
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As opposed to the MIRVed executive, of course. Or the submunition-dispensing executive, maybe.
– Music fades then swells….house lights dim…single spot on Streisand – stage center…
Production number leadin: “Beeple….beeple who hate fetuses… are dah h-luckiest beeple …. in dah verrrrolddddd….”
Entire ensemble with closing chorus – (bridge too)…”Springtime for Amerika and pedocide… go ahead and dump ‘em we’re by you side…..”
TW: Oh go ahead…its just a simple medical process don’t cha know….
Combined-arms executive, Slartibartfast. Heat-seeking, with mobile designators.
Regards,
Ric
What do you get if you cross a Unitarian with a Seventh Adventist?
I don’t know. When I answer the door it just looks at me.
I once had a student write that the Constitution divided power so we wouldn’t have to worry about having a “Unitarian dictator like Hitler or Stalin.” Little did I know he was a Kossak in waiting.
or put another way, someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
So, you prefer an executive that’s subservient to the whims of the Special Forces guy with the handheld LD? Subservient to the whims of the zoomie-controlled airborne targeting pod with laser designator?
No! No, sir! To make the executive warhead reliant on such things is to cripple the executive staff; it saps the vital bodily fluids of the…
Well, I’m out. Time for another martini; perhaps one or two more and the muse will strike, unitarily.
BBH
OMIGOD, you’re writing the musical version of The Vagina Monologues…and in time for “V” Day!
Babs will get the Tony, fer sher…
– “Yenta” award Darleen… Yenta …. Young Eternally Narcissitic Trimester Aborters awards….I’m thinking of finishing it as a full stage musical and offering it to the Adelphi University’s (New York), Womyns rights campus club for their annual “23 angry vagina’s” production……(you don’t believe it…. Google it)…. *snort*
Oh… the great Satan may lure you in with the promises of heart saving buttery microwavable goodness… but just as foretold in the Koran, you will bite hard on the unpopped kernel at the bottom of the bag, breaking your teeth as you serve the evil American war monger!
Allah be praised for all our stews and sweet teas will never cause you to have painful dental work, so your teeth may one day be used as shrapnel as they are blown into the flesh of a Zionist by a martyr vest as you sacrifice your body to God’s will!
I think Alito is trouble, actually. And no way in hell is this butter. ::crack::
Dammit.
Brunette skinny girl posing naked on some cold rocks at the beach Nude babe Lindsay Marie stripping this time for Playboy