To lighten my post-election blues, I’m listening to Cat Steven’s “Morning Has Broken” on my I-Pod.
November 10, 2006
What the trader said to his monitor 4 [A post by Beck]
Man I tell you, this thing has three speeds: fast, faster, and boogie. And right now I’m the fucking dance floor at the annual epileptic’s clog festival.
November 10, 2006
New Homeland for Jews? [Dan Collins]
The Pacific Ocean has given birth to a new volcanic island near Tonga, according to ocean-going eyewitnesses. Crew on board a yacht called the “Maiken” believed they were the first to see a volcanic island forming a day out from Neiafu, Tonga, while sailing towards Fiji in August, the Matangi Tonga news website reported Wednesday. “One mile in diameter and with four peaks and a central crater smoking with steam
November 10, 2006
What the trader said to his monitor 3 [A post by Beck]
Come on. Show me some love. Just a little love. That’s all I ask for. A little– yes. Yes! Fucking finally… I knew I was fucking right… Thank fucking– … FUCK! You fucking tease don’t fucking… shit… this is fucking awful.
November 10, 2006
Where Charity Begins [Dan Collins]
Jeff is busy with a variety of interesting and time-consuming projects, so he’s asked that I post this: I’m asking for your help again in spreading the word about this latest tragedy in our Air Force family. “The eleven year old brother had to have part of his liver removed, doctors are trying to repair his broken pelvic bone, and his right arm had to be amputated just below the
November 10, 2006
What the trader said to his monitor 2 [A post by Beck]
Godamnit you motherfucking sonofabitch GO DOWN!!!
November 10, 2006
a few practical questions raised in the wake of the new progressive mandate
Have we captured bin Laden yet? And when we do, can we just say the war is over and get back to the business of pushing for Universal Healthcare and a national ban on transfats, bullies, smoking, bullies who smoke, fat people, people who bully fat people, fur, SUVs, fat bullies who wear fur, and any pet that was created for the express purpose of being a pet? After all,
November 10, 2006
“Fifty Quatloos On The Newcomer!” [posted by The Colossus]
From the classic episode ”The Democrats of Triskelion”. Though I think I will spare you the pictures of a shirtless Steny Hoyer in his Shatnerian battle harness, or Nancy Pelosi in her drill thrall costume. You’ll have to imagine those for yourself. UPDATE: Wouldn’t be complete without this, of course, courtesy of this site.
November 10, 2006
Global Warming Threat Reaches Saturn [Dan Collins]
Huge ‘hurricane’ rages on Saturn A hurricane-like storm, two-thirds the diameter of Earth, is raging at Saturn’s south pole, new images from Nasa’s Cassini space probe reveal. Measuring 5,000 miles (8,000km) across, the storm is the first hurricane ever detected on a planet other than Earth. Scientists say the storm has the eye and eye-wall clouds characteristic of a hurricane and its winds are swirling clockwise at 350mph (550km/h). However,