Deadbeat neighbor: “You catch the Rockies game last night?”
Me: “No.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Vinnie Castilla hit another homerun. That’s, like, 12 for him already.”
Me: “Good.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah, we still lost, though.”
Me: “Well, what are you gonna do…”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Hey, you know what ‘Castilla‘ means in English?”
Me: “Not a clue.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “It means ‘baby bull’.”
Me: “No it doesn’t.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. Well. It should, then…”
Semi OT – I watched Vinny in 1990/1991 playing SS for the Greenville Braves (AA). He couldn’t have been more than 160 if that, batting .270 with 7 HRs … Then I see him a few years later in Colordo over 200 lbs., all muscle and all power stats.
Two words: Ster Roids…
at least the dumbass stopped buring the ribs……
He did stop burning the ribs, right?
At least my neighbor mows my lawn here and there.
It means Castle, right?
It means Castille, as in the region of…
“Castillo” means castle.
Castile, one “L” in Castile, my bad.