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Nancy Pelosi’s Top 37 Power Pant Suit!™ Colors

  1. Marron Red
  2. Modore Red
  3. Aubusson
  4. Roi Red
  5. Provins Red
  6. Tanagara Red
  7. Cardinal Red
  8. Brick Red
  9. Basic Red
  10. Crimson
  11. Devil’s Door Red
  12. Coral
  13. Wine Red
  14. Holiday Red
  15. Strawberry
  16. Cupid’s Red
  17. Midnight Rose Red
  18. Burgandy
  19. Cranapple Red
  20. Gonorrhea Red
  21. Indian Red
  22. Red Puccoon
  23. Sanguinariat
  24. Radish Red
  25. Scarlet
  26. Red Ochre
  27. Red Oxide
  28. Cherry Pie traditional
  29. Fire Engine Red
  30. Midland Red
  31. Blood Red
  32. Diaper Rash Red
  33. Bristol Red
  34. Fire Ant Red
  35. Candy Apple Red
  36. Rust
  37. Cream

15 Replies to “Nancy Pelosi’s Top 37 Power Pant Suit!™ Colors”

  1. Joe Geoghegan says:

    Heh.  Diaper rash red.  Put a little zinc oxide on it, Jeff. 

    And wipe up that mustard.

  2. Newzilla says:

    I always thought Democratic leaders had a thing for cigars, in which case Nancy Pelosi might look good in a little Red Auerbach.

  3. Dario says:

    I’m not sure if I can do strike-through in these comments but the following is ripe for it…

    So please, for the sake of the children Jeff, let’s rename it Commie Re… I mean chestnut.

    21. Indian Red

    We’ve received feedback that some kids incorrectly believe this color name represents the skin color of Native Americans.

    The fact is, indian red was never intended to represent anyone’s skin color. The name originated from a pigment, used by fine artists in oil paints, commonly found near India. But the fact that some people are confused is reason enough for us to rename the crayon.

    This is only the third time in Crayola history that we’ve changed a crayon color name. In 1958, Prussian Blue was changed to Midnight Blue because teachers said students were no longer familiar with Prussian History. In 1962, Flesh was changed to Peach in recognition that everyone’s skin is not the same shade.

  4. Beck says:

    20. Gonorrhea Red

    eww…

  5. Mamamontezz says:

    You forgot “CS” Red, the preferred shade of both female impersonators and transvestite hookers the world over, not to mention California female politicos.

    I understand it was a favorite shade among White House Interns for years.

  6. Paul A'Barge says:

    “I haven’t had a period in like 20 years” red.

    Fart-stain red.

  7. nicK says:

    better dead than red.

  8. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    People’s Republic of China Red

    USSR flag red

  9. Red light district red?

    Redd Foxx?

  10. My popping facial blood vessels red, because I’m typing my tediously long contact info for the billionth time, coz Jeff’s molly-faggin’ cookies don’t work!

  11. Um, you missed a biggie: “hotflash red.”

  12. Beck says:

    Roxanne Red.  (inspired by charles’s comment)

  13. triticale says:

    Parlor Pink.

    Aside from describing Nancy Pelosi, this is also a specific color, at least in my household. It is the shade of dusty pink we had blended for painting our sitting room, which has molded plaster floral trim.

  14. Tongue Boy says:

    Rosacia Red

    Le Bourgeios Riverboat Red

    Rump Roast Red

    Swollen Boil Red

  15. Vuclano says:

    I’ve heard that Nancy Pelosi’s hair can take a full-power direct photon torpedo blast with little to no damage. 

    Jus’ sayin’n all…

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