…but in only four of which have I been able to find the interlocutive, “excuse me, miss, but would you mind terribly removing your breasts from my ear?” — though for what it’s worth, I haven’t updated to the newest build of the search software.
So, you know, don’t go quoting me or anything.
Huh?
Broaden your search by substituting a wildcard for ear… You’ll probably stumble upon a few more breast stories..
Maybe it should be ears.
“excuse me, miss, but would you mind terribly removing your breasts from my ear?â€Â
In the Naked City of Mexico City, you would find this interlocution to be quite common while riding the autobus. It’s a common joke there, actually: “Pasaje, Masaje, Robaje! Todo por cien pesos en la Bruta 100! Y ahora, favor de retirar a los pechos de mis orejas.”
129,000 Google hits for that exact phrase.
I think that’s what I heard this dude say on my Southwest flight from jesusland. And man, I don’t blame him- dem things were HUGE.
Wow, I read this and see Daisy Fuentes on a rerun of America’s Funniest non-fatal accidents.
Of course, if I knew spanish, I would not tell her to take her breasts out of my ear, no sir. We would sit together on my fine corinthian leather couch and watch the most watched network in america…E!
What a country.
“Hand me that piano.”
“excuse me, miss, but would you mind terribly removing your breasts from my ear?â€Â
Got your teeth cleaned today, eh?
How big an ol’ gal are we talkin’ about here?
129,000 Google hits for that exact phrase
And Protein Wisdom is the #1 hit! Heh.
All I’m gonna say is, my ear ain’t no bigger than a B cup.
“excuse me, miss, but would you mind terribly removing your breasts from my ear?â€Â
Alas, that is not my story….sigh.
“excuse me sir, but would you kindly remove your knee from my backside”
Indian stewardess on a flight between Calcutta and Delhi. Not to me, but to the Sikh in the aisle seat…he looked embarassed.
No comment. Lest I be forced to admit to the 8,000,001st story. Which would be held against me even though I was young and single.
Oh, pardon me.
I’M SORRY. YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER, BURT.
Maybe she was just trying to help you clean out your ears ? Like a really cool Q-Tip ?
What are these tits telling you, Rock? Rubbing up against those sexy jug ears.
I don’t know what they are telling Rock, but you can try whispering those in my ears ;-)