The Scandiphobic paloozas from AoS have chosen a venue for their unholy gathering. Sure, they act as though they’re friendly with PWites (e.g., LauraW), but although we trust, we must verify. Unfortunately, my very full social calendar, planned months (and sometimes years) in advance, prevents me from infiltrating in my Wookie costume. Can we find a brave PWite who’d be willing to take up the challenge?
Your mission, if you decide to accept it. If you are captured, PW will of course deny any knowledge of your activities.
UPDATE: Apparently Ace plans on fleeing Boston for New York after Acepalooza. Why?
Try to leave at least one of my posts on the front page by the end of the night. It’s not asking much.
Dan:
Wouldn’t this dangerous mission be best assigned to a certain armadillo? Equipped with a small WI-FI wireless webcam and an unlimited PW-paid expense account, I’m sure it will bring back all the video you need.
PW(h)ite? Racist.
…me, in a Wookie costume? Totally redundant.
Maybe. Do you really think the Wookie costume will fit me?
It’s not a tailored costume, I mean. Or is it bespoke Wookie?
I would have loved to go. Or frightened. I confuse the two emotional states sometimes.
A fucking convention for a fucking blogger? try getting laid, fucking losers.
Wow, LHW, little hostile there? What’s it to you?
He’s just pissed off because nobody will tell him what “fucking” means.
And here I read this as “Acephalooza”, and thought you were setting up a bash with SEK.
Good, we need people that are bigger dorks than us to show up so we look better in comparison.
To who, I don’t know. But, It’s worth a shot.
Unless they make us wear little name tags that say “Hi! I’m ______” I think I’ll just try to look mysterious and give the impression I’m somebody important like Matt Drudge or Michelle Malkin or something.