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“The Michael Vick Monday Morning Quarterback Post, 4″ (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Wanna know the best thing about finding Jesus? The wine. And them fine crackers.

— To think, all this time I’ve been eating caviar and goose liver off the crusts of Pop-Tarts like some black Jethro Clampett. No more. Jesus has shown this brother the way…!

16 Replies to ““The Michael Vick Monday Morning Quarterback Post, 4″ (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”

  1. Spiny Norman says:

    Pop-Tarts? Goose liver? Ewww.

  2. Spiny Norman says:

    If that’s a metaphor for something I haven’t figured out yet, it IS an unappetizing one, to say the least.

  3. The Ouroboros says:

    “…all this time I’ve been eating caviar and goose liver off the crusts of Pop-Tarts like some black Jethro Clampett.”

    Yeah, it’s a Dog’s Life, ain’t it ?

  4. SteveG says:

    Jethro wasn’t black?

  5. MarkD says:

    If Michael found Buddha, he could be eating sushi off hot naked Japanese babes. Buddha isn’t into harming animals, so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.

    Karma is a bitch.

  6. The Ouroboros says:

    Come and listen to a story about a man named Vick
    A poor footballer and a major league dick.
    Cause one day he was caught fightin dogs
    And served up a warrant for the breakin of teh laws…

  7. The Ouroboros says:

    Dog fightin that is… Rockem, Sockem Pit Bulls…

  8. The Ouroboros says:

    Does that somehow make Halle Berry the black Ellie May Clampett?

    Cause, ya know, I could totally go Dash Riprock on that… I’m just sayin’.

  9. B Moe says:

    “…so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.”

    I think a puppy mill would be more appropriate.

    “Karma is a bitch.”

    Exactly.

  10. Brendan says:

    Actually, it’s Jethro Bodine. Jed was his uncle.

  11. The Ouroboros says:

    Well the first thing you know Vick’s posse’s rollin over
    Dog folk said “Hey! Mike’s killin Rover!”
    They said “A federal prison is the place he oughta be…”
    But Mike got Jesus and a plea deal..
    As for prison..Guess we’ll see…

  12. Rob B. says:

    Well, he must have found Catholic or Episcopal Jesus because if he found baptist Jesus he know that it’s all about the grape juice… and the fried chicken.

  13. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    When did then NFL become a Donald Goines novel?

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