Wanna know the best thing about finding Jesus? The wine. And them fine crackers.
— To think, all this time I’ve been eating caviar and goose liver off the crusts of Pop-Tarts like some black Jethro Clampett. No more. Jesus has shown this brother the way…!
Pop-Tarts? Goose liver? Ewww.
If that’s a metaphor for something I haven’t figured out yet, it IS an unappetizing one, to say the least.
Yeah, it’s a Dog’s Life, ain’t it ?
Jethro wasn’t black?
If Michael found Buddha, he could be eating sushi off hot naked Japanese babes. Buddha isn’t into harming animals, so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.
Karma is a bitch.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Vick
A poor footballer and a major league dick.
Cause one day he was caught fightin dogs
And served up a warrant for the breakin of teh laws…
Dog fightin that is… Rockem, Sockem Pit Bulls…
Does that somehow make Halle Berry the black Ellie May Clampett?
Cause, ya know, I could totally go Dash Riprock on that… I’m just sayin’.
“…so Michael is probably going to be reincarnated as a dog, a fighting dog.”
I think a puppy mill would be more appropriate.
“Karma is a bitch.”
Exactly.
“eeeee-DOGGY!…”
Actually, it’s Jethro Bodine. Jed was his uncle.
Well the first thing you know Vick’s posse’s rollin over
Dog folk said “Hey! Mike’s killin Rover!”
They said “A federal prison is the place he oughta be…”
But Mike got Jesus and a plea deal..
As for prison..Guess we’ll see…
Well, he must have found Catholic or Episcopal Jesus because if he found baptist Jesus he know that it’s all about the grape juice… and the fried chicken.
When did then NFL become a Donald Goines novel?
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