A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Van Camp’s pork ‘n beans and an ice cold twelve pack of Busch Light.
Yeeeehaaaaaw!*
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I filled out the long form. No livers were harmed.
Real conservatives would have had that liver with ‘Bush’s’Baked Beans!!
Wish I could go. I’m stuck here in Vermont, and now the main reason to be here‘s being taken away.
Your census taker brought liver?
Mine brought nothing but pain and confusion.
Jeff , Dan …. anyone , how the hell do the links thingamagigs work now . Tips , or a link to a helpful site would be freaking awesome .
How to make hyperlinks
You really should have tried the liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Redneck.
I feel your pain, Bill. Jeff made me learn how to do it last week.
Hope this works
Thanks cranky-d
Hope this works
One more try . Sorry all .
Please work dammit
Thanks again cranky-d !
Almost, Bill D.
What you needed to type in looks like this:
<a href=”http://ace.mu.nu/”> Thanks cranky-d</a>
No preview is not helpful. I’ll probably blow the first try.
Very short HTML primer:
<a href=”https://proteinwisdom.com/”> Protein Wisdom lt;/a>
<i>italics</i>
<b>bold<>
<strike>
strike</strike>Not just short – incorrect, too.
<a href=”http//proteinwisdom.com>Protein Wisdom</a>
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Thanks as well Rick . Good tips .
Rick is doing journeyman work. I was too lazy. Easier to google it.
Glad to see that Jeff G’s back to the fluff we know and love. What would the world do without it?
Probably carp endlessly about how the other side is a cancer, Ric. What were you doing before you found this little innernut oasis?
tw: corpses easily
Ric is desperately trying to find some justification for his pontification … in a mindless half-hearted sort of way.
tw: cliff dwell(ing)er
“Real conservatives would have had that liver with ‘Bush’s’Baked Beans!!”
We’d have eaten the Bush’s “Boston style” derivative at that, for the irony.
Ric: You sound petty. That’s very unattractive in a male.
ahem, that’s actually our first clue to “Ric’s” real gender.
There is never a lack of tiresome trolls around here. Sadly.
ahem
It’s not all that appealing in a female, either.
One reads Prof Cancer’s ankle nips and realizes he’s a great example of why Leftists have an unsatisfying sex life.
Alright.
Who messed around and created an artificial general intelligence?
These Turing Words are…
I was gonna tell an amusing tale of a census worker that was…more or less…true. A wonderful little story about dissing those who would remove our privacy through the use of deception. A story including my own unintentional deception of that same, poor, beautiful, census worker. She deceived herself. I made no attempt to correct her. (She was breath-takingly beautiful.)
Then this came up: dis deceptive
I didn’t lie to her. Honest.
I just didn’t live there. I was just visiting.
She did the rest all on her own.
Judging by outward appearance, her liver had little need of a side dish.
Her brains, however, were another matter.
We’d probably have to resort to reading some male Womyns Studies prof’s treatises on how the jocks who subjected him to wedgies and purple nurples are actually “weenies.” Scientifically so.
So, yeah, the “fluff” is pretty welcome.
So let’s see — if Jeff writes something serious, the ‘tards whinge about how long it is and twist his words beyond recognition in order to attack him. If Jeff writes something light, they bitch that he’s not serious.
Yeah, way to show your intellectual honesty, guys.
Half the heart and twice the liver. Which we need. Because of the beer.
Well, thank ghod you didn’t run across Ted Kennedy’s liver.
That sonovabitch would have knifed you.
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TW: effective foods.
I swear to heaven. Jeff how do you do it?
“Glad to see that Jeff G’s back to the fluff we know and love. What would the world do without it?”
Translation: “Somebody, ANYBODY, please respond to me! The ladies in the department all have bigger dicks than I do and it’s pretty depressing.”
Ya gotta love perfesser ummm….
Nizel
He’s rerunning the “Right wingers as weenie boys” meme in a new post.
But Jeff writes fluff. Our prof is showered, SHOWERED I SAY, with irony.
No opinion on how fluffy this post is. But it seems the Vets for Freedom referenced in the link didn’t make much headway on the Hill. Also, I wonder how these various pro/anti groups tally their “memberships.” Donors? Registrations? Site visits? Hmmm…
So, that’s what irony smells like. Ammonia.
Reed-Levin passed, cynn? If not, it would seem that they left with what they went for.
Ric just wants me to link him again.
Got high on the spike in traffic, most likely. Let’s just hope he doesn’t start calling himself “Word Warrior.”
At his site, a spike in traffic is if 5 more people show up.
Of course, that would be a major spike for me, too. But I don’t take myself all that seriously, and I don’t update much.
“Of course, that would be a major spike for me, too. But I don’t take myself all that seriously, and I don’t update much.”
Proof that you’re a weenie man, eschewing traditional views of masculinity being judged in one’s hit count!
Sheez, 5 people isn’t a spike. More like a carpet tack…