Alien biologists returned for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid today, cryptically stating only that more testing is required.
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I would have read this, too, but it took too long to load
As we all know from ‘The Twilight Zone.’
1962
“A race of aliens known as the Kanamits land on Earth and promise to be nothing but helpful to the cause of humanity. Initially wary of the intentions of such a highly advanced race, even the most skeptical humans are convinced when their code-breakers begin to translate one of the Kanamit’s books, with the seemingly innocuous title, “To Serve Man.” Sharing their advanced technology, the aliens quickly solve all of Earth’s greatest woes, eradicating hunger, disease, and the need for warfare, (by enacting the Edwards campaign platform). Soon, humans are volunteering for trips to the Kanamits’ home planet, which is supposedly a paradise. All is not well, however, when a code-breaker discovers the Kanamits’ true intentions. Their book, “To Serve Man”, is a cookbook.”
Fastforward – 2007
Harry Reid has recently been returned and complaints to the food & drug administration have been launched by the Kanamits. Recently large portions of the Kanamit population has been stricken with a virulent form of trichinosis which is believed to stem from overly fattened pork of the democrat variety. Noting that “such heavily larded second rate meat is bad for all self sustaining life forms,” the Kananits have enlisted the services of a leading Washington law firm to advocate in their behalf.
Senator Reid’s head could not be located for comment.
Please. His head looks like it has a halo. That, at a minimum, has to be blasphemy.
First opinion – piece of shite.
Second opinion – really big piece of shite.
Care to hazard a guess at what the 3rd, 4th, and 5th opinions are?
Now you’re talking crazy talk, Geez.
Too bad — the headline would have been so cool.
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Back when I blogged, I’d do a series of “halo shots” that I found like the Reid one above. I think there were some prominent bloggers a few years back who might have
done a series where they showed AP photos of Pres. Bush, where he was photographed in a way that words on signs seemed to be adding commentary to his presidency in a negative way.
Reid deserves his own Outer Limits episode. I hope someone puts that together.
Think he’s making everyone bring sleeping bags for the filibuster sleep over? Or, are all those folks supposed to sleep on the floor?
I hear Norm Coleman has footy pajamas
with a drop flap
Is somebody going to actually perform a filibuster? Recently, it has only been the threat of a filibuster that has ground things to a halt. I think they should require that the person remain on the Senate floor, speaking, in order to filibuster something. That would be entertaining. Can you imagine Kennedy trying to speak continuously while his bladder explodes from the gallon of gin that he consumed with breakfast?
Here’s an idea of how successful it will be (and a primer on how divided government is really the government that govern the least) Libertarians should stop trying to get elected and just keep the Senate at 50/50!
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OTllZmY4MDFjYjUwOGY3MTAwMjZmZGZhODNkODU4MTc=
Gridlock, dilatory behavior, obstruction, and an inability to work together are all good things when you are talking about Congress.