Some of these things, insofar as they relate to legal maneuverings, must necessarily remain cryptic. But others — such as my desire to pamper myself with a nice walnut oil body massage from a trio of topless Brazilian women (noon-1:30), or my plans to use advanced nanotech to create a squadron of “mites” that will seek out and kill that one uppity brown spider who keeps biting me in my sleep — need not be.
— The bottom line being that I’ll be posting very little today — though I will keep you updated on my activities if I have a chance.
For what it’s worth, incidentally, Vegas odds put it at 3-2 that my killer nanotech mites project will be replaced by a second and third round of topless Brazilian women spreading oil all over me with their breasts and thighs.
Which, I must say, I find truly insulting — though I can’t in good conscience rule anything out, either.
Developing…
SPIDERS ARE PEOPLE, TOO !!1!!1
Brazilian massage therapists are people too !!!
Um, Jeff, won’t the walnut oil drive you nuts?
How dare you outsource your massage needs to Brazil? I suppose that’s a job Americans won’t do? Let me tell you, Bub, there are plenty of cogitatively-challenged American girls who would be willing to rub you down.
If this is some sort of exchange program that involves certain Gleens, it’s bloody brilliant.
Jeff – Just make sure that when it comes time for the happy ending, that she switches to something a little less abrasive than walnut oil, and make sure, for the love of God, that she does not accidentally grab the pumice lotion (trust me on this one).
Jeff, I, um, am doing research, yeah that’s the ticket, and would like the number for the company supplying you with Brazilian masseuses. Thanks!
You need a fourth Brazilian woman to counterbalance the eight legs of the spider demon.
Those aren’t bites — that’s the kiss of the spider woman.
Brazillian? All I could find around here are Koreans and they like the garlic too much.
TW: song Gesnichte
Guten tag, Herr Turing!
Egad, Jeff, have you been able to verify the biological verity of those Brazilian breasts? I mean, McGeehee raises a geuine concern.
I would ask Professor Reynolds about the nanotech. Indeed.
SPIDER WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Suggestion: Work insecticide into the the oil, so that way the masseuses can rub you down all the way until bed time. When the spider bites, he will bring about his own demise.
JD, my jealousy for your experience is immense.
Great. My Mastercard was just declined at Target. So much for the massage(s) — unless I can convince these women to work for, say, a Leif Garrett anecdote.
Mr. Boo – jealousy ? Pumice lotion is NOT your friend, unless you like to use 100 grit sandpaper as a lubricant ;-)
Jeff G – Just make sure you have plenty of Churrasco, Mariscada, and Bombacado, and keep the Caipirinhas flowing !!!
Jeff–
Reynolds has an information bleg up about civilian submarines. Any recommendations ;-P
Also, make sure you have the Thong Song, by Sisqo, playing in the background.
How is that for an ear worm ? HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Broad-minded, multi-cultural, fair, tough, progressive, and tough. And both fiscally and gender-empowering.
Why the Left has such trouble with you I simply don’t understand, Jeff.
BECAUSE OF THE RULE OF LAW!!111!!!
Make sure those Brazillians aren’t trannys, could get kind of messy
NSFW !!! NSFW !!! NSFW !!!
http://www.trannysurprise.com
Sorry about that last one … poor judgment. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK, unless you are heet and like that kind of stuff.
More shame, JD, fake some more shame.
tw: whose deluge – exactly!
What was the question again?
SB: head sensations
perv
Robin – That was true and sincere shame. It seemed funny at the time, in a high school lockerroom sort of way. Sorry.
You marked it right – is all good I think. Transvestites, they like to shock you. It’s what they do.
I was not shocked.
Now, if you had linked to dwarfs…
I know it says “man,” but you gotta wonder–did SWMNBN find a way to off herself?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289518,00.html
Dan, you know what the pastor said about transexual dwarves, and the spelling of dwarf, plural…
Geezer – Let’s hear it … I can already hear the rimshot.
Scratch the post addressed to Dan, it was to BJ. I’m sorry, it’s the Jim Beam and the hyperbolic narration on the SciFi channel’s narration of Egyptian tombs…
I still want to hear the punchline, so that completely random question is not swimming around in my head all night. Actually, i I probably need to hear it. I already have that image of the dwarf jihadis and various permutations of same, thanks to Dan and BJ “The EVIL Wonder Twins”. Without the punchline, my twisted little mind will wonder about transexual dwarves all night.
Thanks, Geezer. I am still trying to figure out what the pastor said about transtestical dwarves.
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