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update:
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Fearsome.
Still, not as bad as my ex’s PMS.
I bet you sawbuck Malkin or Captain Ed won’t be linking this one.
Because they don’t know art.
It’s a quagmire. We have to pull out.
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It’s just like The Langoliers, but without Bronson Pinchot.
About time you broke down and did a period piece.
Wait a second, wasn’t this blog attacked by vicious periods this time last year?
TW: same75. Spooky
That’s inspired blogging.
a post attacked by a punctuation mime doing “walk against the wind”
Isn’t “fanatical period” redundant?
Who are you and what have you done with Henny Youngman…
The update makes a very bold statement. What that statement is, I really don’t know. But it’s definitely bold.
When does the Arts grant start up?
I am torn between gales of laughter or wanting to throw atomato at you, B Moe. Right now, I think laughter is winning.
Jeff,
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But wait, there’s more…….
And that is the end of that.
Do you know what happens when a period gets excited?
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We better hope that he doesn’t do too many more of these. I don’t think I want to see a period period.
When Ellipses Attack!
As long as none are missing.
B Moe: I think you can retire now; your work here is done. The only thiong you forgot was the rim shot.
As for me, I’m not going to try to be even remotely entertaining anymore.
Looks like you got most of them.
There’s one little fellow left, but he won’t be able to breed on his own.
That’s pretty much what I thought such an attack would look like, Jeff.
Does everything have to be political with you?
Paris Hilton has been behind bars for a whole day, and this is the best you can come up with?
No, there’s another one—it’s taken a comma hostage and masquerading as a semicolon.
Paris Hilton, Like, Stripey Hole Diary
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menopause
See, if you’ll take a little constructive criticism, that’s exactly the kind of rightwing punctuation propaganda that destroys your credibility…
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rats. buggered that’n. pimf
“How hideous the semicolon.”
— Samuel Beckett
says98
It’s the fault of those damn NEOCOLONS!!
Seriously>>>
Nicely Thurber-esque in a
21st-century kind of way.
+,+,+,+,+,+,+,+,+,+, >> Onward, Christian commas?
You should just be happy that it was only periods attacking and not the vicious umlauts that we used to get in my day.
The definition of PMS:
That point in her cycle when a woman acts like a man acts all the time.
I tried to dust my screen.
I would have sworn there were two in the update.
Midol is pretty effective against bad periods, but I’d stick to Vicodin for umlauts.
You know, try as I might, I’m still not getting the point.
This clearly explains the disappearance of the honeybees.