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10. Jimmy Hoffa’s head.
I imagine some Kim Chee because that stuff is disgusting, too.
I love Kim Chee. Really. So I can’t stand by you on that one.
But it’s moot: things never make it to Michael Moore’s fridge. Because he eats it all. Because he’s enormous. And glutonous. And hateful.
ha ha ha! It’s funny because he’s so fat!!!
Precisely! Yes!
But let’s not murder to dissect. Let others enjoy! Because he’s enormous!
Ummm…not to be rude, but what on earth makes you think he’d leave a box of baking soda half-full?
“Whatever doesn’t kill me only makes me fatter” – now that’s a motto.
Better still, Things found hidden, tucked within Michael Moore’s fat rolls:
1. Half eaten Twinkie
10. Three old cellphones with the same number, all with dead batteries.
11. The cast of “Saved By the Bell,” seasons 4-5.
12. Don Knotts.
Quiet Riot.
Helen Reddy.
Carnevil No. 9
The third Olsen Triplet.
Greece. And Bachman Turner Overdrive.
The actual Princess Dianna, as opposed to the surgically altered woman buried in her grave. And Dodi Fayahd.
The Dresden firebombing, Kurt Vonnegut, and every character in Gravity’s Rainbow.
Now we know are the missing food from the oil for food program got to.
The damp, pink remains of Jesse “the Body” Ventura’s feather boa.
the Dingle peninsula, SW of Kerry. And a family of Haitians, w/ makeshift raft.
Dick Cheney. From an undisclosed location.