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Of Thee I Blog [Dan Collins]

Mike, of Of Thee I Blog, who links here, is undertaking a visit to each of the capitals of the 48 contiguous states (with a couple of layovers for sightseeing).  If you happen to be on his itinerary, and your dead hobos are well secreted, you might wish to host him when he’s in the neighborhood.

He’s welcome to visit me when he comes to Montpelier.* Makes my feet itch just thinking about rambling.  Guess I’ll go revisit Iowahawk’s classic post on the subject.

UPDATE: Fred! on Living in Terror:

Let me ask you a hypothetical question. What do you think America would do if Canadian soldiers were firing dozens of missiles every day into Buffalo, N.Y.?

Geez.  I dunno.  Maybe ask them if they couldn’t aim at Detroit instead?

* Just so long as it’s not too early.  I’m pretty damn grumpy in the jingle-jangle morning.

Watch stupidity metastatize.

Mrs. R catches the WaPo cleansing Iranian involvement in weapons smuggling from the news.

From Allahpundit: UK professors’ union votes to boycott Israel.  But it’s a good idea to negotiate with Iran and Syria.

The Wages of Sockpuppetry

Hmmm.  We could use a hot, wacky bartendress at the PW Pub.

My homework ate al-Qaeda:

A battle raged in west Baghdad on Thursday after residents rose up against al-Qaida and called for U.S. military help to end random gunfire that forced people to huddle indoors and threats that kept students from final exams, a member of the district council said

My daughter’s watching Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen:

Ella: It’s impossible to talk to someonewho’s had that much to drink.

Mary (Lindsay Lohan): You know, you just don’t understand the artistic soul.

16 Replies to “Of Thee I Blog [Dan Collins]”

  1. mojo says:

    What do you think America would do if Canadian soldiers were firing dozens of missiles every day into Buffalo, N.Y.?

    Send them updated GPS coordinates for the NY Statehouse?…

  2. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    They’re Canadians.  They were aiming at Detroit…

  3. Carin says:

    HEY NOW. If they hit Detroit, Jeff would lose another reader.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    Weren’t you determined to move out of there, anyway, Carin?

  5. Paul Zrimsek says:

    Maybe ask them if they couldn’t aim at Detroit instead?

    BECAUSE OF THE RACISM! Or else the spicy chicken wings.

    Aren’t they supposed to be bombing the Baldwins?

  6. Mikey NTH says:

    If they hit Detroit, no one would notice.  (“That damage was from a Canadian missile?  Oh, I thought it always looked like that.”)

  7. McGehee says:

    If they hit Detroit, no one would notice.

    I must disagree.

    Detroiter #1: “Hey, who spruced up the neighborhood?”

    Detroiter #2: “The Canadians.”

    Detroiter #1: “That was nice of them.”

  8. MarkD says:

    If they’d just get Buffalo a Super Bowl victory, we’d let them fire dozens of missiles into the city.  Heck, we’d help them.

    Because everything fired from Buffalo goes wide, right.

    Sigh.

  9. happyfeet says:

    “Everyone at my high school is like SOOOOO stupid. I have like NO friends.” – Georgie Anne Geyer

  10. Mikey NTH says:

    You are right about that point, McGehee.  If the Canaidians invaded there would be less litter, the weeds would be cut down, and nice flower beds would be planted.  The Windsor shore and the Detroit shore are sure about as different as crossing Alter Road on Jefferson or crossing I-94 on Michigan.

    The Hiram Walker distillery is always neat and clean.

    Clean and quiet is the Canadian way47, eh?

  11. markg8 says:

    Thompson’s the latest wingnuttia flavor of the month? Does anybody take that kind of crap seriously?

  12. McGehee says:

    If the Canadians invaded there would be less litter, the weeds would be cut down, and nice flower beds would be planted.

    I was still talking missile strikes, but yeah—the place would look still better after the New Canadian Overlords (formerly Barenaked Ladies?) carted away the rubble.

  13. McGehee says:

    Does anybody take that kind of markg8’s crap seriously?

    Fixed that for you.

  14. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    McGehee—Poor Markg8’s been wandering all over the internet these days.  So I guess not.

  15. BJTexs says:

    Is it just me or is markg8 the intertube equivalent of a third grade kid at recess wiggling his fingers with his thumbs in his ears while sticking out his tongue?

    Or…

    Is he a tool of the … um … ah … Ok, just a tool …

  16. McGehee says:

    Nah. Tools are useful.

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