If it hadn’t been for that racist George Washington, you can bet your ass we’d be talking about, say, sixty-five acres and a mule.
Miserable wigged honky fop.*
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Can I trade mine in on some codeine and Colt 45?
I’ve been thinking of swapping my land for another mule so’s I can breed them, but I think Jeffersonian’s idea is better.
I do like my Colt45.
Didn’t the Ohio Players do a disco beat ballad by that name in ‘77?
I might be wrong about that…
George Washington never even had a radio show.
Well, personally, when it comes to Old George, I think these guys said it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZCNrf0IH_U
Believe it or not, last night Malkin was filling in for O’Reilly and asked that racist thug Malik Shabazz if it was George Washington’s fault Imus said “nappy-headed hos.” The guy actually said YES!
Er, sorry, got my racists mixed up. Malik Shabazz called her a prostitute (ping-pong balls, anyone?); it was Opio Sokoni who said shit is George Washington’s fault.
Maybe he got confused about which “George W” was the one he was supposed to blame for everything in the world?
I traded my mule to the neighbor for his 40 acres.
Now I have 80 acres and a ZTR mower.
I would advise against this plan. Rather strongly.
If president Washington was a racist, he would have fired anyone saying “blonde harlot”.
You can’t work 65 acres with just one mule. You’re just settin’ a brutha up for failure.
RACIST!!!!
So it was Washington’s fault. And he put his black jack to work fucking ho(rse)s.
Little known fact about George: under this wig? Nappy-headed as Uncle Remus.
Washington…..Washington… made of radiation.
Pedantic history moment
George Washington did not wear a wig. He powdered his hair white.
He was, however, 6’20”, and was observed by several independent witnesses in the act of killing for fun.
/Pedantic history moment
For some reason while reading your comment, I heard patriotic fife music.
2007 – 1976 = 31
And I am officially old.
OMG! I’m older than McGehee!?
*sob*
Not necessarily. I’m not claiming to have been born in 1976. I’m old because I can remember 1976.
oh, okay. thanks, I feel better now.
It gets better. I can remember 1966.
Some of it, anyway.
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