In my day, we called this “playing doctor”—although the new wrinkle about making it a “teaching hospital”? All them.
Of course, now that I’m older, I’m outraged. I mean, first cannibalism and now this?
HECKUVA JOB, BROWNIE!
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I just wanna know what kinda sex they were having. For research purposes.
Pete Townsend sex?
It seems to me that charging the little bastards with felonies is a bit extreme. Having said that, I have to wonder which parts of their brains are missing for them to be doing this stuff in front of other kids in a classroom, I mean this is the stuff you do at your friends house (the ones with 2 working parents) after school, and after you have raided the liquor cabinet.
And by at your friend’s house, I mean in a private room, not in front of your friends.
Little exhibitionists.
Crikey, I was in grade school in the 60’s, and there was always crap like this going on. You’d see a knot of kids off at the edge of the playground, and the school slut(s) would be doing a couple of guys for lunch money. Kids will be kids, and hormones will prevail.
They wouldn’t be doing this if there were parents at home to have sex with.
Can’t we just be happy that the teacher wasn’t involved for once?
Oh, I can’t even joke about this. As a mom of a 9 y/o girl, and 11 & 12 y/o boys … it’s just not even funny.
Seems like the teachers/administraters who left them unattended might be the ones facing charges or disciplinary action. Of course, I am one of those old farts who thinks that educators actually ought to be held responsible and such.
Oh, come on! Since when has “supervising children” been part of a teacher’s job description?
Huh. When I was in fifth grade, being seen holding hands with a girl would have led to taunts of being in luuuuuuuuuuuuv and wanting to play house—followed by the liberal distribution of black eyes and fat lips.
Hey, why don’t you go down there and just check in on the little fuckers?
No kidding, McGehee. I remember how daring I was to skate in circles at the rink with Kirky Nelson, holding hands to “Precious and Few”!
The kids were left alone for 15 minutes. Thats all it takes to descend into this type of depravity? Not the kids, but the kids parents should be taken into custody.
They’re young and not drunk, so fifteen minutes is actually kinda sad.
Global softening. Dole’s fault.
Is that “Viagra Spokesperson” Dole or “Fruit Company” Dole?
We’re talking 12 and 13 year old boys here – in a 5th grade class. Something is off here as in what the hell were the school officials and teachers thinking leaving such a potential problem mix unattended.
Doing the math, what to expect of the two boys as potential 20/21 year old seniors with 13 year old freshman girls in a HS environment?
Today we’re doing Show & Tell-
Dude, the oldest one was 13. Fifteen minutes is a miracle.
I’m betting that this was probably a SDC (special day class) classroom.
The mix of ages, and the ad hoc teacher assignment sound typical.
If I’m right…it’s lucky it was only sex….
My favorite line:
“When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex…”
Well of course, who wouldn’t?
Geeze, this sort of thing never happened when I was in school here. Hell, for that matter, this sort of thing never happened in class when I was in college. The link’s gone dead. Where did this happen, here in New Orleans or over in Houston? ‘Cause if it’s the latter, I’m going to blame that fleshpot den of sin and vice on Buffalo Bayou for corupting these poor kids. Housot is a veritable Gulf Coast Gemmorah!
Er, Houston is, rather.
Parents and kids will be featured on Montel in…..3,2,1……..