As the 2006 midterm elections demonstrated, Americans do not like misconduct in public office. Misbehavior by those in the public eye, particularly those elevated to high public office, erodes our confidence in the institutions and traditions that under-gird our society.
This is why the revelations about Miss USA Tara Conner, quickly followed by the scandal which led to the dethroning of Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees, were so terribly demoralizing. Americans do not like to hear that their beauty pageant queens are getting intoxicated, sleeping around, kissing other women, including Miss Teen USA (in the case of Rees, even being photographed kissing and simulating oral sex with other women). I know that the referrer logs at my regular web gig were filled with search engine requests for such photos, as people simply could not believe our society had sunk so low without seeing the evidence for themselves.
Clearly, some of the problem is institutional. Any electoral system that depends upon the judgment of Jerry Springer is badly in need of reform.
But we cannot completely absolve ourselves in this matter. Like the troubled Miss America franchise, Americans were increasingly not paying attention to the Miss USA pageant. As tends to be the case, we do not pay attention to a developing problem until something goes badly wrong.
What can we, as Americans, do now? Tonight, Ms. Conner will hand the tiara to a new woman, which I hope will produce a “new direction”—a phrase lefty linguist George Lakoff lambastes the Democrats for using but which seems oddly appropriate in this context.
In a small step toward democracy of the sort we champion for Saudi Arabia, the Miss USA pageant is allowing people to vote for Miss Photogenic through its NBC website. I urge you, my fellow Americans, to not sit on your hands. Review the photo galleries at the NBC site; the more socially-conscious among you may want to to do further research here.
Vote.
Man, they’re doing something right down south. The girls from Texas, Tennessee, Virginia, and Kentucky could certainly all give me a…new direction.
Brilliant stuff, Karl.
You won’t find me sitting on my hands.
heh. Look at the other stories on the page.
Miss USA 2007 Hopefuls ->The Art of Butte County Minature ->Worlds Biggest Jet lands in US (Complete with photo of the front end of the jet)->Us, Mexico Bust huge Meth Network
I want to vote, but I haven’t received my orders from the Dark Lord Rove yet! What shall I do?
Our Dark Master Karl has instructed me to slap you smartly up back of the head and send you to read Andy Sullivan…
Since I am going to be in Chicago tonight, do I get to vote more time than the rest of you – and what’s in it for me? <looking for envelop or padded handshake>
Those of us in Chicago do not get more time to vote, but we do get to vote more often.