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Idiot in Search of New Village [Dan Collins]

The trials of Jade Goody, the UK’s “premier village idiot” continue.

Previous village: She did her job too well.

Question for Eagleton: Do Chavs constitute a portion of the truly multicultural society?

RELATED: Satellite Images Confirm Al Gore is Thawing

ALSO RELATED: Darning His Socks in the Night When There’s Nobody There

Darn Socks!

Somebody cares.

The letter also said that six months after beginning the probe and well after Berger testified to the commission, “the Department had not yet asked Mr. Berger any questions, as he had not yet agreed to an interview.” Berger’s lawyer, Lanny Breuer, said Berger first spoke to the FBI in March 2005 and was interviewed a second time in July of that year, after his April 1, 2005, guilty plea to unauthorized removal and retention of classified material.

Judge Deborah A. Robinson imposed a stiffer penalty in the case than the Justice Department sought, fining Berger a total of $56,905, canceling his security clearance, and requiring monthly reporting to a probation officer for two years. Breuer said Berger has also picked up trash in Virginia parks for 100 hours to fulfill a community service requirement, and he criticized the renewed attention to Berger’s case.

“It never ceases to amaze me how the most trivial things can be politicized. It is the height of unfairness . . . for this poor guy, who clearly made a mistake,” Breuer said.

All the slimy people . . . where do they all come from?

All the slimy people . . . where do they all belong?

Compare with Scooter LibbyThis guy holds forth on BushCo incompetence.

NOT SO RELATED: I say we invade France and take away all their diacritical marks, just for grins!  Are you with me?  We’ll leave them their colons.

Hmmmm: In case you wonder on what refiner fears run:

Refiner fears run on gas

Thanks, Perseus!  It turns out that Watchdogs of the Media are Shar-Peis.

6 Replies to “Idiot in Search of New Village [Dan Collins]”

  1. Bender Bending Rodriguez says:

    Solar radiation is reducing Mars’s southern icecap, which has been shrinking for three summers despite the absence of SUVS and coal-fired electrical plants anywhere on the Red Planet.

    When the Martian Senate rejected the Kyoto Protocols by a vote of 98-0, saying the treaty made them “very angry, very angry indeed,” I knew it was all over for that icecap.

    TW: england93

    Israel nil?

  2. mishu says:

    Question for Eagleton: Do Chavs constitute a portion of the truly multicultural society?

    Goth kids seem to think so. More here.

  3. BoZ says:

    Your second link doesn’t work, mishu, but I can lay down the goth/chav science in about twenty words: Goths are sex toys, and chavs are safe containment vessels for Island-off-the-coast-of-Europeans’ anti-black racism.

    Prime example of the latter: Sasha Baron Cohen, who’s made as many black Jew-haters as Louis Farrakhan. (Ask ‘em.) The Ali G. routine is not a mockery of chavs; that’s a very late, very cowardly post-facto excuse for his being a typical rich British lefty nigger-hating shitbag. (Look it up.)

    I’d have punched him more than once. A lot more.

  4. Great Mencken's Ghost! says:

    I blame those V-8 Mars Rovers. Everyone knows NASA pulled their catalytic converters to save weight…

  5. furriskey says:

    Maybe you would. But he is about 6’4”.

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