From this article in the Guardian, scientists using new technology that gives real-time images of neural activity are able to monitor with some accuracy people’s intentions.
Men everywhere are busted.
In other positive news for women, soon men will have no excuse for not being able to read their minds.
It’s just nonstop bad news today, isn’t it?
Just think, someday Goldstein will blog and vacuum simultaneously- with his mind.
How can that be a bad thing, slart?
“men will have no excuse for not being able to read their minds.”
I have no problem reading my mind. It is fairly simple. It is her mind that continues to baffle me. Take my wife, please …
“But honey, it can’t read a signal that faint…”
So let’s be clear about this, Dan, you are saying women actually have minds? And I thought they were just pleasure machines. Well, you learn something new every day…
Let’s just try to keep this technology away from Paris Hilton’s mind. Otherwise we’ll all be driven mad by whatever lurks in there.
Bison Six: “That is not dead which can eternal lie…”
Her: “Honey, hold still a minute, I want to read your mind.”
Him:
Her:
Him:
Her:
Him:
Her:
Him: “Well?”
Her: “I’m waiting for the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ ads to end and get back to the regular programming.”
Him: “That is the regular programming.”
Bison: And just who is this hyptothetical person who’s interested in Paris Hilton’s mind?
now us right-wingers will have to start wearing aluminum foil hats as well…
reminds me of Sneeches on the beaches.
Yikes …… better come with protective gear included ……titanium cup , kevlar suit , riot helmet , you get the picture .
Even if I could read a woman’s mind, I wouldn’t give her the SATISFACTION!
Who says the device works on different species?
tw: child67. More like child63, thankyew…
If I could read your mind, love,
What a tale your thoughts could tell:
Just how you loathe my drinking,
How my feet and my socks do smell.
When you reach the part where I scratch myself
You really feel disgust,
Put up with it you must.
Cuz if you sent me packing then you have to take the trash out by yourself
And reach things on the shelf.
I never knew that you felt this way and I’ve got to say that I just don’t get it,
Other people seem okay with the way I am and you can’t just take it back.
I bet, even if women could read men’s minds, they’d still want to know what we were really thinking.
i suppose i can read Chinese too, in that i can see it and identify the differences between charachters. But I haven’t got a fucking clue about what it means.
Pablo, are you suggesting that, as far as alphoo is concerned, we’re all talking in Chinese?
‘Cause, that would just explain everything.