Women have grown their own breast implants through pioneering stem cell treatment, it emerged yesterday. Scientists harvested the stem cells from the women’s own fat and encouraged them to form breast tissue. They say the result gives a more natural look than many of the synthetic implants used by showbusiness stars like Pamela Anderson.
God, I love science. But really, how much encouragement did those little buggers need to form breast tissue? Did the researchers build teeny-tiny cocktail lounges and ply them with margaritas? Dangle appearances on “The Surreal Life” in front of them? Wouldn’t being breast tissue be incentive enough?
This is great news for us guys, but even better news would be if their next target is the spongy tissue of the Corpora Cavernosa. Not that I need that, of course. I’m just thinking of my fellow man.
I think I’d like to have some stem cells harvested so that I can have gigantic ears – each on the size of a frisbee.
Two words: stretch marks.
Let the debate begin. Godbags vs. funbags!
This is America! I can be a Godbag who absolutely loves funbags! Yes, indeed I can and I am!
You can bet that some guys are willing to do this for themselves so they never have to leave the house.
This is wonderful news. Note that the research was done in Japan – asian women are not generally, um, bounteously endowed. No doubt these scientists have been dreaming of making the manga-type body dimensions a reality.
tw: show43. Indeed.
Personally, I prefer Bs to DDs.
Having said that, it’s is a great advance if women would stop stuffing with water bags. That’s just gross.
I’m with you on that, lee. Give me cute over enormous every time.
In the year 2030 doctors will be able to offer men one of two shots. The first will increase your IQ by 30 points. The second will double the size of your penis.
Update from the year 2060. No man has chosen the first shot in the thirty years it has been available.
topical copper peptide and topical vitamin C can help reduce stretch marks.”*~
asian women are petite and most of them are mild mannered compared to western women”,.
what i like about asian women is that they are cute and very caring~,.