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Of Cabbages and Queens

”…The Walrus and the Carpenter

Walked on a mile or so,

And then they ‘rested’ on a rock

Conveniently low.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…”*

20 Replies to “Of Cabbages and Queens”

  1. me says:

    There’s something to say for personal space (I need a 3’ clear zone).

  2. Abraxas says:

    Male walruses don’t reach sexual maturity until they are four years old. During that time, they are most likely exclusively involved in same-sex relationships.

    So same-sex relationships are a hallmark of immaturity?

    Got it.

    Goo goo g’joob.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    Call me homophobic, but I’m not sleeping underwater with any of you guys.

  4. Pablo says:

    I may be the Eggman, but you’re still not fucking me.

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    Countdown to Andrew Sullivan demand for equal rights for walruses in 5…4…3…

  6. Captain Holly says:

    Countdown to Andrew Sullivan demand for equal rights for walruses in 5…4…3…

    Damn, Jeffersonian, while I was out making jokes about “gnawing, painful sores” you beat me to the Obligatory Andrew Sullivan reference!

  7. nikkolai says:

    “The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things…”

    TW: tried62, but not 69

  8. Gary says:

    Thanks—but the male walruses don’t really have s-e-x like our human males do, now do they? And there is no mention of female s-e-x.

    So—these really aren’t “gay” animals . . . although there’s nothing wrong with that.

    On another note—are these creatures fancying their immature s-e-x like another human demographic—starts with M and ends in M with E, L, S, and O in the middle.

  9. not happyfeet says:

    the carpenter he did prefer the walruses what swalruses

  10. slackjawedyokel says:

    Walrus/Carpenter sex—JEEZ!

    Was it just me and Lewis Carroll who thought that Alice chick was really hot?

  11. Furriskey says:

    McGehee’s post on that link is worth going over for.

  12. TODD says:

    UNDERWATER NOCTURNAL FAT GAY WALRUS SEX

    Yep, priceless……

    Sounds like a new college course to me….

  13. Jim in KC says:

    Makes me wonder just a little bit about Teddy Roosevelt.

  14. B Moe says:

    We are teaching our kids that animals are gay now?

    We are friggin’ doomed.

  15. If you check out the link to LiveScience, you’ll notice that one of the animals is called ”Guianan-Cock-of-the-Rock.”

    Need I say more?

  16. The Lost Dog says:

    I may be the Eggman, but you’re still not fucking me.

    Posted by Pablo | permalink

    Eggman, I LOVE you” (Sometimes I am totally embarrassed to know where that came from – but sometimes I am proud, because it makes me feel special) John Waters gives me a woody up to here. If I am ever feeling really sick, I watch “Pink Flamingos”, and feel much better about myself.

  17. The Lost Dog says:

    Thanks—but the male walruses don’t really have s-e-x like our human males do, now do they? And there is no mention of female s-e-x.

    So—these really aren’t “gay” animals . . . although there’s nothing wrong with that.

    On another note—are these creatures fancying their immature s-e-x like another human demographic—starts with M and ends in M with E, L, S, and O in the middle.

    Posted by Gary | permalink

    You know, I went to Sea World once, and had to leave when the female walrus did a back dive and showed us all her muff.

    I think everyone else who saw it had to leave, too. It still makes me gag. No wonder male walruses (Walri?) are gay.

    TW: boy63 – Boy63, was that like sticking your finger down your own throat…

  18. The Lost Dog says:

    Well, Ive been away for a while, so I can’t help myself.

    It might not have been so bad if I wasn’t on my honeymoon with my new wife, who I already knew was a walrus in her own right.

    I mean, my God, how good do you feel when you’ve been married for only two days, and you know that you would have rather married the walrus with the gagging muff?

  19. That was a walrus?  Shit, I’m never drinking again.

  20. I am the Walrus says:

    Where the fuck are the oysters?  I am starving.

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